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the african women always gimi jokethe 1 in moonlight was skanking 2 crazy frogi always give em a pound 2 sweet them up and they let me buil up in the toilets (pre smoking ban)there was 1 cow in KO fuking tuff face warrior bitch, gave me so much attitude all night, and had the cheek 2 tell me my bras 2 smalltha fack outta ere, u shud b working in john lewis then not fukin selling lollies in a bogbut u let dem man stay there cussin em cah they make a nice change set nights

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its allways black guyseven in scotlandLMAOall friendly and sh*t to all the african folk to make u pity them.....standin there with a paper towel waiting while u wash ur hands.all the aftershaves are fakethey make a shitload of money i saw a guy with like 75p in his money cup and i gave him a quid, when i went back later the quid was gone.they blatantly hide the money they make and make themself look poor

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its allways black guyseven in scotlandLMAOall friendly and sh*t to all the african folk to make u pity them.....standin there with a paper towel waiting while u wash ur hands.all the aftershaves are fakethey make a shitload of money i saw a guy with like 75p in his money cup and i gave him a quid, when i went back later the quid was gone.they blatantly hide the money they make and make themself look poor
Probably for security
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At Kingston works one of them bathroom guys was funny in a wierd way. I wash up after a piss as you do and thought "why not" and decided to get some aftershave I was DRUNK and man starts spraying all over saying "I will make it p*ssy killer" and then gives me some sprays right on my crotch.I was drunk so I thought nothing of it till I left the toilets and thought to myself "what the f*ck!"

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Guest Jack X Supreme
I SPRAY MYSELF HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS "£1 PLEASE"ME : KMT AND I WALK OUT
You're a p*ssy'ole still.
SKEEEENSORRY I ROBBED YOUR DAD FOR A FEW SQUIRTS(NO HOMO)TELL HIM I WILL SEND THE £1 THRU PAYPAL
kk
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I SPRAY MYSELF HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS "£1 PLEASE"ME : KMT AND I WALK OUT
You're a p*ssy'ole still.
SKEEEENSORRY I ROBBED YOUR DAD FOR A FEW SQUIRTS(NO HOMO)TELL HIM I WILL SEND THE £1 THRU PAYPAL
kk
LISTEN UPDON'T GET RUDE TO ME WITH YOUR KK TALKSI WILL SLAP YOUR FACE SO HARD PEOPLE WILL THINK YO ARSE IS BLACK!
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Hold on what does "kk" mean, why did this new guy get so testy over it?

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