Toilet Convos

[Guest Seriouss]

My mate is writing an article for a naughty mag for girls and its on 'Overheard convos in the toilet'Any ideas??Have you heard anything weird/funny/rude while you were in the toilet?

[Guest StabiloBossman]

Serious More like Explain why girls go toilet together?

[DRC]

On sunday I was taking a piss and I see one guy walk into a cubicle then like 5 seconds later another brer walked in...figured they were doing drugs... till I heard moaning

[Gray Fox]

No, unfortunately.Would be a good tool to use against someone.

[Ego]

*checks in boxers, sees a d*ck and walks out*

[Necksta]

On sunday I was taking a piss and I see one guy walk into a cubicle then like 5 seconds later another brer walked in...figured they were doing drugs... till I heard moaning

[Ego]

ok seeing as some of the men have answeredive heard some real badmind talklike when i heard some two brudas talking about lashing out one chickthen when i see them, they're with my bredrins cousini almost bodied her

[Guest Seriouss]

Good, good! Keep em coming people x

[Stig]

i heard a motherucker not wash his hands then i saw him eating two handed in nandos

[Guest Master_Yoda]

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[colaniran]

On sunday I was taking a piss and I see one guy walk into a cubicle then like 5 seconds later another brer walked in...figured they were doing drugs... till I heard moaning

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[Black Ant]

On sunday I was taking a piss and I see one guy walk into a cubicle then like 5 seconds later another brer walked in...figured they were doing drugs... till I heard moaning

LOLdem 1s dere________>>>london public toilets

[Ella]

i've heard some amusing changing room conversations. Can't think of any interesting toilet convo's at the moment apart from a time when some girl i know was slagging off some girl at college, and a few seconds later we heard a toilet flush and the girl she was talking about walks out of the cubicle-akward.

[Black Ant]

what about that clip that was posted of the guy taking a piss like 5 year oldwith his trouser down his ankles lol

[zlastboss]

i once saw a woman in scarla pissin in the urinal like a mani was really drunk but i definately saw itthere was also sh*t on the stairs goin up to the garage room on the top floorsum sick people about

[Apocalyptica]

Pissing in the urinals at Petri in HarrowBoy 1 - She's so f*ckin' buff, bringing that home tonightBoy 2 - She's with one breh though stillBoy 1 - Probably her brother innit, they don't look loved upBoy 2 - Bring me in with her friend if anything...Boy 1 - Dun know20 minutes later boy one gets f*cked up and I mean ''f*cked up''. Club evacuated and allsorts, ambulance got called for him. Some proper 5 on one ambush, god knows where his bredrin went.

[revs]

what about that clip that was posted of the guy taking a piss like 5 year oldwith his trouser down his ankles lol

i saw some foreign tourist do this in the urinals at Piccadilly.

[Dipset]

Aint heard no interesting toilet convo's thinking about it. Just seen the regular night outs where girls have dropped in the toilets, or are crying their eyes out and their mates are telling them to forget about them.

[bayy]

seen a drunk woman pissin on them outside urinals for men in picadilly.does that count

[ChickenCottage]

i once saw a woman in scarla pissin in the urinal like a mani was really drunk but i definately saw itthere was also sh*t on the stairs goin up to the garage room on the top floorsum sick people about

Scala in Kings Cross? What night was this?Some grimble stuff has happened on their dancefloors while my bredgins were Djing, come like that bit in "Dont Be A Menace To Society...".One of my bredgins got head in the toilets aswell.

[Accra]

Walked into a club toilet and I see a bouncer waiting outside a locked cubicle door. While I'm washing my hands the guy in the cubicle comes out. The bouncer accuses the guy of doing drugs in there and starts dragging him out. The guy's trying to fight back and saying he was having a wank!Dunno if the bouncer believed him, he dragged him outside the toilets at least.

[Beavis]

Walked into a club toilet and I see a bouncer waiting outside a locked cubicle door. While I'm washing my hands the guy in the cubicle comes out. The bouncer accuses the guy of doing drugs in there and starts dragging him out. The guy's trying to fight back and saying he was having a wank!Dunno if the bouncer believed him, he dragged him outside the toilets at least.

Lmao, his life must of been f*cked for him to have a wank in a club toilet

[Accra]

Walked into a club toilet and I see a bouncer waiting outside a locked cubicle door. While I'm washing my hands the guy in the cubicle comes out. The bouncer accuses the guy of doing drugs in there and starts dragging him out. The guy's trying to fight back and saying he was having a wank!Dunno if the bouncer believed him, he dragged him outside the toilets at least.

Lmao, his life must of been f*cked for him to have a wank in a club toilet

He wasn't having a wank, he was doing drugs. He just tried saying he was having a wank to not get chucked out.