convo/mood killers

[macz]

you remind me of my ex is a killer.gives you the knowledge that they are feeling you but shoots you down str8 cos they are really thinking about their ex.

How about "you remind me of my Dad"?It stopped my tracks, I was BAFFFFFED.

them incest ones there"HE USED TO DO IT JUST LIKE THAT"

LMFAO!!!"he used to rub my back just like that"

LOL grim

[Bruno Di Gradi]

Convo Killer = When you tell a joke and everyones laughing, then theres that one person who isn't because they don't understand it and you have to try explain it and they still don't... kills the vibe big time.

[zlastboss]

Convo Killer = When you tell a joke and everyones laughing, then theres that one person who isn't because they don't understand it and you have to try explain it and they still don't... kills the vibe big time.

lol i have a m8 like that hes in his own world alot of the time1 of those people who buss's same topic 5mins after u and the rest of ur m8s have finnished discussin or chattin about iti call him microchip coaz hes so fast

[Fresh To Death]

Convo Killer = When you tell a joke and everyones laughing, then theres that one person who isn't because they don't understand it and you have to try explain it and they still don't... kills the vibe big time.

Big time and its always the girl, that won't let it go.When this happens it goes like this more timeMe: Ask JakeJake: Nah longting, ask MarlonMarlon: I'll explain laterTiff: Noooer, I wanna know noww-err.Everyone airs her. Some girls are just too slow.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

mood killer = having to open up a condom wrapper and putting it on when u just wanna smashat that precise moment

[Guest karnage]

Convo Killer = When you tell a joke and everyones laughing, then theres that one person who isn't because they don't understand it and you have to try explain it and they still don't... kills the vibe big time.

lol i have a m8 like that hes in his own world alot of the time1 of those people who buss's same topic 5mins after u and the rest of ur m8s have finnished discussin or chattin about iti call him microchip coaz hes so fast

lol the irony

[Savant]

Convo Killer = When you tell a joke and everyones laughing, then theres that one person who isn't because they don't understand it and you have to try explain it and they still don't... kills the vibe big time.

Big time and its always the girl, that won't let it go.When this happens it goes like this more timeMe: Ask JakeJake: Nah longting, ask MarlonMarlon: I'll explain laterTiff: Noooer, I wanna know noww-err.Everyone airs her. Some girls are just too slow.

LMAO LMAO LMAOf*cking women!

[juju]

one guy i vaguely know at uni say hi to now and then, met him one day and he goes...him: hey j***** long time how you beenme: not bad man what u been up tohim: i just come back from my group therapy session... im not insane i just need some help....skeeen

[AdzStar*]

Him: What size shoe are you?Me: 5 and a 1/2Him: Me too stillsilenceDon't get it twisted though. Mans still packing out here!!!

[Ego]

Him: What size shoe are you?Me: 5 and a 1/2Him: Me too stillsilenceDon't get it twisted though. Mans still packing out here!!!

spleeen

[Libertine]

me in bed with some girl from a party: you had sex before? (she was 16)her: yeh... I got raped once but i dnt really wanna talk about it me: OOOOK.... anyway im tired, goodnight

hahahaha

lmao you should write for south park or family guy, that material is golden

trusssounds like a made up story100% true

[bwoywonder]

me - im africanher - oh.. do you know...*insert random name here*plainface follows

by the way where is that avatar image of the hoody from?

[Guest Durrty Boi]

me - im africanher - oh.. do you know...*insert random name here*plainface follows

by the way where is that avatar image of the hoody from?

its a custom hoodie by a label called Jamhuri that make clothes with African themes

[bwoywonder]

mood killer = having to open up a condom wrapper and putting it on when u just wanna smashat that precise moment

I GO THRU THIS TOOO MANY TIMES, I FEEL I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE IT ON BEFORE I SMASH, WAIT TIL IM ROCK N LET MY TINGS JUST FIT INTO THE CONDOM!

[Guest Durrty Boi]

u need one of theseSHOWERTIME!

[Eduardo da Silva]

Girl: Where you're from?Me: BritainGirl: No, originallyMe: Yeah, BritainGirl: Oh...*disappointed look*

i swear your always pushing the fact your 2 eighths italian / you dont look like you average english person. why you fronting like say it dont excite you?

a quarter?

WTF?!When did I say I was even 1% Italian?

[Joel C]

People who want to give me a one word answer in certain circumstances get AIR.Esp on msn....den have they nerve to nudge me

init or just bare lol's

people that continously drop them 1 worders, along with kk just get blockdpiss me off differentlythem and nudgers

yeahh they piss me off, also them d*ckheads when they keep puttin a "?" if u dont answer even if i have in my name "Not here, back in a bit"..they piss me off tooORthem convos that just start:them: "hello"me: "hello"them: "u alryt"me: "yeah u"them: "gdgd" teh convo ends THERE..just a dead end convo, piss me off

[Joel C]

Convo Killer = When you tell a joke and everyones laughing, then theres that one person who isn't because they don't understand it and you have to try explain it and they still don't... kills the vibe big time.

nahh whats worse than that is when you tell a joke and everyones laffin, then sum neek trys 2 add on to the joke and just straight kills it, and kills the original joke aswell

[Guest M12]

mood killer = having to open up a condom wrapper and putting it on when u just wanna smashat that precise moment

I GO THRU THIS TOOO MANY TIMES, I FEEL I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE IT ON BEFORE I SMASH, WAIT TIL IM ROCK N LET MY TINGS JUST FIT INTO THE CONDOM!

looooolmy boy did this once. was a house party. had the link set in the bedroom and was speeching lipsed. got rubs. then when he drew out his pre dommed piece. she switched at him for assuming he was getting some and dint put out.ive always doubted whether it was actually true though or whether he just got told to he wasnt get any

[Natalie]

People who want to give me a one word answer in certain circumstances get AIR.Esp on msn....den have they nerve to nudge me

init or just bare lol's

people that continously drop them 1 worders, along with kk just get blockdpiss me off differentlythem and nudgers

yeahh they piss me off, also them d*ckheads when they keep puttin a "?" if u dont answer even if i have in my name "Not here, back in a bit"..they piss me off tooORthem convos that just start:them: "hello"me: "hello"them: "u alryt"me: "yeah u"them: "gdgd" teh convo ends THERE..just a dead end convo, piss me off

Lmao without a doubt I always have this convo with the same person on msn.Thing is I dont even bother talk to them but they always pop up like say todays gonna be any different.

[Fresh To Death]

mood killer = having to open up a condom wrapper and putting it on when u just wanna smashat that precise moment

I GO THRU THIS TOOO MANY TIMES, I FEEL I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE IT ON BEFORE I SMASH, WAIT TIL IM ROCK N LET MY TINGS JUST FIT INTO THE CONDOM!

looooolmy boy did this once. was a house party. had the link set in the bedroom and was speeching lipsed. got rubs. then when he drew out his pre dommed piece. she switched at him for assuming he was getting some and dint put out.ive always doubted whether it was actually true though or whether he just got told to he wasnt get any

LMAOHe werent messing about.