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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lotsof time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissedyour neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

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lol nah that was funny but its tru i pictured the mans face in me head the moment his wife told him what the guy wispered in her ear

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**Cheeky Grin**Quite good actually... Never made me burst out laughing though.

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