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Ronaldo - "i fucked more chicks in 1 nigh then the whole arsenal squad in a year"


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Er...Phonebook >>> EscortsMyspace >>> EscortsHi <insert random female straggler's name in her>, I fancy some fun tonight come to the mansion & bring some of your friends, there's four of us, let me know asap.No p needed, he plays for Man Utd, is a superstar and a multi-millionaire.He slipping.If he's worried about rape he can tweak that message and if he worried about getting hotted he can change it another way too, but £2,970 is about £2900 more than he needed to spend.
nani and anderson cant speak english so drawing chicks would be hard....and they probably have a cerfew
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Probably couldn't be bothered to go an draw some chicks who were up for an orgy and have them definately tell the papers and probably get accused of rape.These girls were less likely to tell the papers as theyll probably lose their jobs now and he hasnt got another rape case hanging over his head.
It was in all the three papers I read yesterday, plus it broke in Saturday's Sun and probably more.More time as a celebrity if you spell out certain things before hand, your win a rape case. The only person I seen lose one was Mike Tyson, and we all know that was fixed, guilty or not.
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nani and anderson cant speak english so drawing chicks would be hard....and they probably have a cerfew
Thats a good point, them two would get lined up for rape if they didnt sweetboy the hoes or do there business in the room with Ronaldo there.Ronaldo does it for them, plus you make sure the chicks KNOW exactly what they coming to do before they step out there house.
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Thats a good point, them two would get lined up for rape if they didnt sweetboy the hoes or do there business in the room with Ronaldo there.Ronaldo does it for them, plus you make sure the chicks KNOW exactly what they coming to do before they step out there house.
That is a good point actually.
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When I was younger & I use to link, £3 weren't nothing to me to pay for her to get a cab home, but I never... I could drop £10 on the floor right now, I aint gonna go broke for dropping it but I'm still gonna pick it back up. Hell, I still pick up 10's & 5p's... Stop defending them just cos they play for Man Utd, smh...Like I said you can link chicks and not have to talk or mess around. JUST MAKE SURE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY COMING FOR BEFORE THEY LEAVE HOME.From the girl said when I saw Ronaldo & was tempted to say I'd do this one for free, they slipped incredbly, the chick is even telling them "ha ha you slipped", lol & smh.Plus this notion that escorts are less likely to bait them up to the press is air too, there f*cking escorts, there morals went out the window when they started selling sex, & IMO a kiss & tell is selling sex, its the extra p option after overnight stay, lol.

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