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MEN TAKE NOTE !!! GIRLIES ENJOY !There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a littlegirl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he wasreading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under thenewspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he wasin the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girlasked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'mhere."The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her,"What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girlreplied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me.So, Ibroke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"Moral of the story:Never lie to a female............OF ANY AGE!!!

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