A Man Walks Into A Bar

[Guest ShabbzE3]

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of anything but Stella. 'What's wrong with Stella?' asks the barman. 'Well last night I bought 12 pints and when I got home I was f**kin skint' says the man. 'Well' says the barman 'if you bought 12 pints of any beer you'd spend a lot!'. 'No' says the man, 'Skint is my jack russel.'

[Trilliam]

.....*Tumbleweed*

[The Drama]

.....*Tumbleweed*

That was funnier. lol

[revs]

so..... ...ummyup

[Guest Robin_Van_PersG]

joke 4/10execution 2/10nah come on people it weren't that bad!

[Guest ShabbzE3]

ISIT COS IM WHITE?

[Guest Vaseline]

A man walks into a bar..."Ouch"

[Angelo]

[Trilliam]

wow @ the wreckage

[J89]

[BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT]

lmao

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

f*ck this fredand f*ck the police i see you*fades into the background untill 2am*

[Percy]

Maddys dissapearance is funnier imo

[Guest haze-e]

[anti social]

Ok seeing as every1 seems 2 be posting crap jokes....A man walks in2 a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm. He gestures 2 the barman and says "can i have 2 pints please....1 for me and 1 for the road"a man walks in2 a bar and sees a sign. Cheese sandwich £2.50Ham sandwich £5.00Hand jobs £10.00The man walks up 2 the barmaid and says "wash ur hands bab i wanna cheese sarnie!**quickly leaves thread**

[Nidge Weasle]

*sheds a tear*

[Dipset]

LOL @ erics jokeoriginal joke was abit dry*adds to failathon pics*

[Em Dott]

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

[Gage]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

[GOLDIE]

thought the first joke was funny.second one.. meh.the one above

[Frank Furta]

Whats bob short for?Cos he's got short legs.

[Dubby]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

creasin, dunno why i found that so funny

[Davicious X]

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, some peanuts, one meal of the day, and a glass of wine. He watches the football on the main screen, finishes his order goes to the bathroom, pays his bill, leaving a tip fitting of the meal and the service and leaves.........What? You were expecting some kind of joke?

[Guest djbmc]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

creasin, dunno why i found that so funny