Video Game cliches

[Guest djbmc]

I was talking with my mate the other day about them things that seem to pop up time and time again in games:1. The invisible wall, why do so many games have an invisible wall?!?! Surely there's a better way of keeping the gamer in the right place. 2. Boss fights, why do bosses always have a 'pattern' to their attacks, and guaranteed 9 times out of 10 there'll be some kind of projectile throwing end of level boss that requires you to deflect said projectile back to its source. Also final games bosses quite often require you to beat slightly weaker versions of all the other bosses u fought earlier in the game!3.EXPLODING BARRELS why the f*ck in EVERY game i've ever played is there barrels that blow up? What are they filled with and why on earth were they just left lying around, normally next to a conveniently weak piece of wall that when gone opens up a path to EXACTLY where u needed to go.I know there's more, add ur own!

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

2. Boss fights, why do bosses always have a 'pattern' to their attacks, and guaranteed 9 times out of 10 there'll be some kind of projectile throwing end of level boss that requires you to deflect said projectile back to its source. Also final games bosses quite often require you to beat slightly weaker versions of all the other bosses u fought earlier in the game!

lmaothis is so true, devil may cry are the crowned kings of doing this, mission 19 in DMC4 was f*ck*ng LONG.

[macz]

lol sick threadbut i cant even think right now

[Guest Vaseline]

lol sick threadbut i cant even think right now

[Agent31]

GTA is the king of glitches

[Gambino]

Topics about Cliches not Glitches.

[Mr. Gayle]

Random food on the floor, who left them thereYou think you have seen the last of the boss, but they always come back bigger and stronger. Bowser is the king of this.A Princess always goes missing"that guy" LevelFire LevelPress A to start, why have a start button then ??????Heroes village always destroyed, your last survivor Collecting, rings money stars

[Supernova]

A is always flipping jump

[macz]

GTA is the king of glitches

i cant breaththrgjg,nbv cvdsdsffwho let jodie in the games room

[Supernova]

Some of these are jsut the theories of narrative....Princes sgoe smissingVilliage being destroyed...Boss dying and coming back worse.....oh yhA is always confirm (or the button in that place)theres always upgrades..the characvter never starts with full aabilities

[Guest haze-e]

If you get hit, Standing still always allows you to recover no mateer if its a punch, a bullet, a sword etc.

[Flojo]

Press A to start, why have a start button then ??????

lol very true

[Supernova]

If you get hit, Standing still always allows you to recover no mateer if its a punch, a bullet, a sword etc.

Thats on certain games actually yh lolOn newer games u get BARE enemies that are supposed to be same level...example......on COD4 the nsipe rmission ur fighting against when hench off army.......but ur able to survive they cant shoot for shuit

[Guest Mickey Kane]

How can a health pack just help you heal like that!? Most it can do is help treat a wound...That's why MGS3>>>>

[Guest haze-e]

If you get hit, Standing still always allows you to recover no mateer if its a punch, a bullet, a sword etc.

Thats on certain games actually yh lolOn newer games u get BARE enemies that are supposed to be same level...example......on COD4 the nsipe rmission ur fighting against when hench off army.......but ur able to survive they cant shoot for shuit

Lol.2 against BAAAARE!not even 2. 1 and a half trusay man got cut up by Heli propellers.

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

____>>>getawayget shot in the facelean against the wall for 10 seconds and yr at full healthwtf?

[Guest djbmc]

lmfao! chicken = miracle cure for everything:

[Guest Vaseline]

lmfao! chicken = miracle cure for everything:

Streets of Rage?

• Holding like 10 guns, where does he keep them bleddd?
• Always one type of enemy that is so easy to merk and they always some sort of reward in them...like health or ammo

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

lmfao! chicken = miracle cure for everything:

Streets of Rage?

lmao the turkeys and applesand sacks of money ROFL

[Guest haze-e]

lmfao! chicken = miracle cure for everything:

Streets of Rage?

• Holding like 10 guns, where does he keep them bleddd?
• Always one type of enemy that is so easy to merk and they always some sort of reward in them...like health or ammo

Not anymore.COD4... Whatever your holding you can see on mans back and sh*t lol.Same with RB6.Tobraider was the killer for this though. Conmbats and Vest top... Rocket launcher hidden somewhere. Her poomps must have been loooooose.

[Guest djbmc]

A classic one for RPGs, just wander into a random person's house and go up to them, instead of saying "wot the f*ck are u doing in my house?!?!?" They drop some bars about their son moving away to join the army or some sh*t!

[LS]

LMAO

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

A classic one for RPGs, just wander into a random person's house and go up to them, instead of saying "wot the f*ck are u doing in my house?!?!?" They drop some bars about their son moving away to join the army or some sh*t!

LOLwho's seen that parody video on youtube where the woman kills the guy in FF6 for taking the potion from her yardlmao *goes to find it*

[Guest djbmc]

A classic one for RPGs, just wander into a random person's house and go up to them, instead of saying "wot the f*ck are u doing in my house?!?!?" They drop some bars about their son moving away to join the army or some sh*t!

LOLwho's seen that parody video on youtube where the woman kills the guy in FF6 for taking the potion from her yardlmao *goes to find it*

yeah find that sh*t

[Davicious X]

When you can block bullits and explosions just by pressing back.When every female character has that perfect form, wears skin tight clothes or hardly any clothing at all.... On the "that guy" level.The ultimate cliche tho is when they couldnt come up with a name for their big f*ck*ng gun so they just called it a BFG.