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So I was out recently

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and this black (American) guy was standing near me and my mates.So a white guy and his girlfriend walk past.The American guy screams to the girl"EY, YOU NEED TO DITCH THAT DUDE & COME GET YOU SOME LONG NIGGER d*ck"I can only recall like twice when I have laughed more, in my whole life lol.List your funny/random outbursts/things...

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I've been meaning to do a thread on this today still lol since I haven't seen one since last year when I did oneBut yeah ToneyI was driving home last week, man was at the lights waiting. I can hear loud music getting closer, this car stops & I look to my right. In dem boy racer kitted out whips were four ppl, the driver shanking away at the wheel & smiling.The other three just looking pissed, like they wanted to shank him, one looked over & just had a look of 'help'

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coming home from training couple weeks back, couple walking hand in hand round muswell hill, shes watching him hard u can tell how much she loves him, then bonk, she walks into a lampost, genuinely lol'd half the way home.

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Me and a couple of friends went out during period seven to the tescos near our schoolOn the way out we see this stumpy five foot five chick with a low buzzcut ($7 Balrog special) and military camo onAnd she was on some two seater bike with this other skinny flowery dress wearing girlSo they got off at the road crossing and were like holding hands, little peck here and thereAnd some cockney guys come out of a bakers eating sausage roll and shouts out"GET ON YOUR BIKES"...."...DYKES !"The whole road burst out laughing.

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That's a pisstake. Putting the man in a difficult situation.Them ones where he don't wanna turn around and say something but if he don't his wifey will think he's a p*ssy.

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Me and a couple of friends went out during period seven to the tescos near our schoolOn the way out we see this stumpy five foot five chick with a low buzzcut ($7 Balrog special) and military camo onAnd she was on some two seater bike with this other skinny flowery dress wearing girlSo they got off at the road crossing and were like holding hands, little peck here and thereAnd some cockney guys come out of a bakers eating sausage roll and shouts out"GET ON YOUR BIKES"...."...DYKES !"The whole road burst out laughing.
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unacceptable. What was the white guys response?
White guy didnt want any trouble, the girl turned round and gave the middle finger.
LOLCould got them in more trouble.

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ok....here it goes..:me and my peeps went to see Sweeney Todd at the cinema.....after the film we go back to one the peeps flat and we're standing outside the block of flats talking and cracking joke about the film...**hears some music playing loudly**so we look around to see where the music is coming from.....the music was coming from asian boys car.....he was playing his asian music proper loud....anyways, me and my peeps then turn around and start to talk again BUT we dont fail to notice that the asian dude has now parked up on the street behind us....while talking, we realise the dude has turned down his asian music completely....**10 mins later**he puts on some bashment music, so we look over at the car & he starts skanking out smiling at us......WHAT THE HELL!?!

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ok....here it goes..:me and my peeps went to see Sweeney Todd at the cinema.....after the film we go back to one the peeps flat and we're standing outside the block of flats talking and cracking joke about the film...**hears some music playing loudly**so we look around to see where the music is coming from.....the music was coming from asian boys car.....he was playing his asian loud....anyways, me and my peeps then turn around and start to talk again BUT we dont fail to notice that the asian dude has now parked up on the street behind us....while talking, we realise the dude has turned down his asian music completely....**10 mins later**he puts on some bashment music, so we look over at the car & he starts skanking out smiling at us......WHAT THE HELL!?!
Taking the piss bruv

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ok....here it goes..:me and my peeps went to see Sweeney Todd at the cinema.....after the film we go back to one the peeps flat and we're standing outside the block of flats talking and cracking joke about the film...**hears some music playing loudly**so we look around to see where the music is coming from.....the music was coming from asian boys car.....he was playing his asian music proper loud....anyways, me and my peeps then turn around and start to talk again BUT we dont fail to notice that the asian dude has now parked up on the street behind us....while talking, we realise the dude has turned down his asian music completely....**10 mins later**he puts on some bashment music, so we look over at the car & he starts skanking out smiling at us......WHAT THE HELL!?!
In my GCSE buisness studies class my teacher popped out for a fag cause he'd just had aProper scream at us, class is all silent and stuff. So this asian guy, took out his iPod and put on his headphones and some guy (me)Turned around and said "What're you listening to, punjabi MC?"Class started laughing, teacher walks in, see's laughter, kicks out asian pupil.

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ok....here it goes..:me and my peeps went to see Sweeney Todd at the cinema.....after the film we go back to one the peeps flat and we're standing outside the block of flats talking and cracking joke about the film...**hears some music playing loudly**so we look around to see where the music is coming from.....the music was coming from asian boys car.....he was playing his asian loud....anyways, me and my peeps then turn around and start to talk again BUT we dont fail to notice that the asian dude has now parked up on the street behind us....while talking, we realise the dude has turned down his asian music completely....**10 mins later**he puts on some bashment music, so we look over at the car & he starts skanking out smiling at us......WHAT THE HELL!?!
Taking the piss bruv
it was blatent that the dude only put on that music cos me and my black friends were there....i mean the dude took 10 mins to find a bashment CD to put in just to play for us....

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That's a pisstake. Putting the man in a difficult situation.Them ones where he don't wanna turn around and say something but if he don't his wifey will think he's a p*ssy.
I aint worried about these typa things tbh.I backed it for my girl before wen we were out clubbin coz some guy slapped her assBut she can handle her own as long as they dont get physicalShes not quick witted enuff to shout some witty comebackusually opts for f*ck OFF and the like wen people try and talk sh*t about "macy gray" and what not due to her afro.

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That's a pisstake. Putting the man in a difficult situation.Them ones where he don't wanna turn around and say something but if he don't his wifey will think he's a p*ssy.
I aint worried about these typa things tbh.I backed it for my girl before wen we were out clubbin coz some guy slapped her assBut she can handle her own as long as they dont get physicalShes not quick witted enuff to shout some witty comebackusually opts for f*ck OFF and the like wen people try and talk sh*t about "macy gray" and what not due to her afro.
Macy Gray laugh.gif Type of sh*t I would say

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ok....here it goes..:me and my peeps went to see Sweeney Todd at the cinema.....after the film we go back to one the peeps flat and we're standing outside the block of flats talking and cracking joke about the film...**hears some music playing loudly**so we look around to see where the music is coming from.....the music was coming from asian boys car.....he was playing his asian music proper loud....anyways, me and my peeps then turn around and start to talk again BUT we dont fail to notice that the asian dude has now parked up on the street behind us....while talking, we realise the dude has turned down his asian music completely....**10 mins later**he puts on some bashment music, so we look over at the car & he starts skanking out smiling at us......WHAT THE HELL!?!
In my GCSE buisness studies class my teacher popped out for a fag cause he'd just had aProper scream at us, class is all silent and stuff. So this asian guy, took out his iPod and put on his headphones and some guy (me)Turned around and said "What're you listening to, punjabi MC?"Class started laughing, teacher walks in, see's laughter, kicks out asian pupil.
double piss-take laugh.gif

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That's a pisstake. Putting the man in a difficult situation.Them ones where he don't wanna turn around and say something but if he don't his wifey will think he's a p*ssy.
I aint worried about these typa things tbh.I backed it for my girl before wen we were out clubbin coz some guy slapped her assBut she can handle her own as long as they dont get physicalShes not quick witted enuff to shout some witty comebackusually opts for f*ck OFF and the like wen people try and talk sh*t about "macy gray" and what not due to her afro.
What did you do?

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cant remember exactly, it was my 21st birthday aswelli said "f*ck this lets get him chucked out"....went and told a bouncerhe came with us, but she cudnt find the guy2 minits later...she goes "thats him!" and walks up to him and starts shouting, hes shoutin backi grabbed him by his shirt, old school bully style with the 2 hands and shouted something like "you think you can f*ckin touch my girl"i think he tried to swing for me and next thing we both fall to the groundsomehow we manage to knock my bird over aswelli see her fall over and switchim on top of the guy tryin to strangle him whilst shoutin that im gonna kill him or sumthin (i was seeing red)next minit im grabbed my 2 bouncers and lifted me into the airthey 'escort' me out the club then i tell them im cool and try explain what happenedthey tell me we shudnt have approached him and then they say hes gettin kicked out aswell so i better move oni wait across the road, never saw himluckily it was at like 2:40 so the club was about to close....i got a few ppl wen they came out and went home

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'im on top of the guy tryin to strangle him whilst shoutin that im gonna kill him or sumthin (i was seeing red)'Lol

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