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Its that time again, when i must drift off to sleepanyone know any good storiesi would like it if you included the following things:knightsrapeboarschainsS&Ma sweet guitar solohayden panatierrefight clubrapeswedish orgiescolonic irregationsomalian genocidemorleys.aaaand go.

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Its that time again, when i must drift off to sleepanyone know any good storiesi would like it if you included the following things:knightsrapeboarschainsS&Ma sweet guitar solohayden panatierrefight clubrapeswedish orgiescolonic irregationsomalian genocidemorleys.aaaand go.
once upon a time there was a gang of knights who raped bears every thursday night, they used chains to whip them, half way through it one of the knights would play the guitar in a sweet style solo.............After the knights raped the bears, they went home, decided they wanted to watch heros because they wanted to see haydon patoniarre on the tv but were pissed when they found out fight club was the only decent thing on the box.............. so they watched fight club for 40 mins ......... then switched it over to the porn channel as they were feeling freaky, booked a selection of swedish orgies to watch......... they felt guilty about watching porn so they decided to go on the internet and research about the somolian genocide.yes im that bored
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once upon a time there was a gang of knights who raped bears every thursday night, they used chains to whip them, half way through it one of the knights would play the guitar in a sweet style solo.............After the knights raped the bears, they went home, decided they wanted to watch heros because they wanted to see haydon patoniarre on the tv but were pissed when they found out fight club was the only decent thing on the box.............. so they watched fight club for 40 mins ......... then switched it over to the porn channel as they were feeling freaky, booked a selection of swedish orgies to watch......... they felt guilty about watching porn so they decided to go on the internet and research about the somolian genocide.
quite decent actually, lol.
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