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Did she really touch the cakes without washing her hands?

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Im f*ck*ng pissed off now. It's some mans b'day in my office so, for some strange reason to me, he bought cakes. Why do people buy cakes on their own b'day mystifies me but hey, my b'day is near Christmas and we are closed.Now there some lady in this office that smokes and has the dirtiest smokers cough known to mankind. I'm talking phlegm clinging onto the throat for dear life being dragged up against its will. If this was Primary school she would have been known as the flea bag. Previously, this woman saw plastic that should have been recycled in the proper waste (not paper) bin and took it out to put it in the right bin. You may not see anything wrong with that but afterwards she commited two of the ultimate sins at one time. The rest of the rubbish was piling kinda high so she shoved it down (still nothing wrong there), then (first sin) started cutting bun without washing her hands THEN (second sin) had the cheek to offer me some!How dare she?So anyway, I'm sitting here with saliva building up, tastebuds getting ready for some sexual chocolate, mouth all watering and sh*t waiting for the first person to buss open the cakes so I dont look like the greedy motherf*cker. I hear the plastic russling and think "Boom, thats me cuzzy!!!" I turn around and what do I see this dirty, scummy SE LDN resident, could have been Ashmans mum, old bag taking the fresh cakes out of the plastic and putting them on a now infected plate. She aint washed her hands since she came in at 9am today and is touching bare paper, cigarettes and God knows what else.Thats f*cked up my Friday differently! Cant believe them cakes are gonna be staring in my boat like "You wont eat me coz I have old womans crusty fingers and lurgies on me"Rant over, just had to share. f*ck scummy SE residents, their f*ck*ng vermin. They should be put in cages and prodded with sticks or pounded with bricks for laughs. You can post random porn images and do what you want with this topic or you can share other weird stories from the weird and not-so-wonderful interactions with SE residents

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I cant help myself but be blunt with people like that and tell them straight.Especially those people who man handle food like its nothing and expect you to eat it.They probably think they are doing nothing wrong and have to be told.

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same thing happened hereWe had a full on buffet laid out last week full of finger foods etcas soon as the email came i legged it downstairs and filled my plate. I knew if i got there late too many guys sporting the Pee Pee fingers would have dipped their hands into the goods.

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since ive started full time work in an office, i have realised how nasty and unhygenic ppl can be.i remember there was a tray full of biscuits for everyone to take a few. This one dude just started man handling bareeee biscuits, inspecting to see if he wanted it, and if he didn't, just put them right back in the tray after touching for a good 10 seconds. :Salso, this other girl had a big dairy milk bare. she offered me a bit. I turned round to break a bit off, but i see this bitch take her gruby little hands, break a bit off and place it on my desk. I just gave her a plainface, and she just looked like thats normal behaviour. This next black boy at work clocked, and i could see him benning up out the corner of my eye.

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arghh dsfjsdfsd i would of spat in her faceanother thing i hate is when people pick up and look at the food on the plate with their dirty fingers and then put it back, why touch it if you're not gonna eat it smh :D

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Sorry, I would have said something to her and made it clear to other people.Allow her giving me some dirty bacteria because she is over grime.This annoys me along with people not washing their hands after going to piss. And you want to spud me or shake my hand after you can't even take 20 seconds to wash your hands?!d*ckhead tings.

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*looks at her location* :D not all SE residents are dirty

another thing i hate is when people pick up and look at the food on the plate with their dirty fingers and then put it back, why touch it if you're not gonna eat it smh :D
that drives me mad. another thing I hate is when someone's cooking for you and they taste the food with the spoon then dip it back in. I have to tell them straight up I'm not eating it.

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As a yute, I never accepted food from hand and never accepted things like crisps if the packet had been opened without me seeing what followed.I couldnt say anything 'cause 1 shes part of the furniture and two I'm the only one that doesnt go red when embarrassed (if ya get what I mean).She's definitely the type that washes her shoes and cat over the sink with the same cloth to wash dishes. Wouldnt be surprised if she does it while the dishes are still in there. I thought maybe I was making a big deal out of this 'cause I'm overly hygenic but I would consider dousing the cakes in domestos before I eat (over-exaggeration). Current mood: Still pissed off and to make matters worse my belly is rumbling

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since ive started full time work in an office, i have realised how nasty and unhygenic ppl can be.i remember there was a tray full of biscuits for everyone to take a few. This one dude just started man handling bareeee biscuits, inspecting to see if he wanted it, and if he didn't, just put them right back in the tray after touching for a good 10 seconds. :Salso, this other girl had a big dairy milk bare. she offered me a bit. I turned round to break a bit off, but i see this bitch take her gruby little hands, break a bit off and place it on my desk. I just gave her a plainface, and she just looked like thats normal behaviour. This next black boy at work clocked, and i could see him benning up out the corner of my eye.
enit tho if ur offering someone food let them take it, i hate eating food that has been touched by others

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Unlucky. But using your logic then you wouldn't be eating anything that you haven't touched. This bday dude, for all you know he could have not washed his hands, then bought the cakes. Then whoever opens the bag would have infected the cakes, sameway. Lifes a bitch. Also, I'm sure that there are people who are enjoying the cakes as you speak, are the showing signs of the plague?

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where i live all the nutters, abused kids and sex offenders from london get sent down to us - cos no one gives a sh*t about margate. I got so many stories about nutters from London.......

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Unlucky. But using your logic then you wouldn't be eating anything that you haven't touched. This bday dude, for all you know he could have not washed his hands, then bought the cakes. Then whoever opens the bag would have infected the cakes, sameway. Lifes a bitch. Also, I'm sure that there are people who are enjoying the cakes as you speak, are the showing signs of the plague?
Correction, when he bought it they were sitll in the packaging, therefore no infectious lurgies. First person to buss the bag will at, most, touch 3. The one he took and two either side. I would then reach for the one on the opposite side, two rows back.CounteredIt's military precision out here, rudeboy. Dont ramp with food

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Unlucky. But using your logic then you wouldn't be eating anything that you haven't touched. This bday dude, for all you know he could have not washed his hands, then bought the cakes. Then whoever opens the bag would have infected the cakes, sameway. Lifes a bitch. Also, I'm sure that there are people who are enjoying the cakes as you speak, are the showing signs of the plague?
Correction, when he bought it they were sitll in the packaging, therefore no infectious lurgies. First person to buss the bag will at, most, touch 3. The one he took and two either side. I would then reach for the one on the opposite side, two rows back.CounteredIt's military precision out here, rudeboy. Dont ramp with food
lol.Im all for hygeine and all that but....boy.The only person i know whos more careful than u is my girls dad, washes cartons of juice and sh*t

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Unlucky. But using your logic then you wouldn't be eating anything that you haven't touched. This bday dude, for all you know he could have not washed his hands, then bought the cakes. Then whoever opens the bag would have infected the cakes, sameway. Lifes a bitch. Also, I'm sure that there are people who are enjoying the cakes as you speak, are the showing signs of the plague?
Correction, when he bought it they were sitll in the packaging, therefore no infectious lurgies. First person to buss the bag will at, most, touch 3. The one he took and two either side. I would then reach for the one on the opposite side, two rows back.CounteredIt's military precision out here, rudeboy. Dont ramp with food
Correction. What if the bday dude was a grubby little man and bought the cakes. By buying the cakes, he would have to touch it. Therefore, whoever opens the packaging will be infected by proxy. And unless the cakes were individually wrapped, you have countered.
lol.Im all for hygeine and all that but....boy.The only person i know whos more careful than u is my girls dad, washes cartons of juice and sh*t
Boy.

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lol, them ones where someone asks for a bit of ur drink and u say "i'll save you some"

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Unlucky. But using your logic then you wouldn't be eating anything that you haven't touched. This bday dude, for all you know he could have not washed his hands, then bought the cakes. Then whoever opens the bag would have infected the cakes, sameway. Lifes a bitch. Also, I'm sure that there are people who are enjoying the cakes as you speak, are the showing signs of the plague?
Correction, when he bought it they were sitll in the packaging, therefore no infectious lurgies. First person to buss the bag will at, most, touch 3. The one he took and two either side. I would then reach for the one on the opposite side, two rows back.CounteredIt's military precision out here, rudeboy. Dont ramp with food
Correction. What if the bday dude was a grubby little man and bought the cakes. By buying the cakes, he would have to touch it. Therefore, whoever opens the packaging will be infected by proxy. And unless the cakes were individually wrapped, you have countered.
lol.Im all for hygeine and all that but....boy.The only person i know whos more careful than u is my girls dad, washes cartons of juice and sh*t
Boy.
Oh f*ck right off, mate. Nah bruv, man will reach for the back of the box so its minor. Although, the man that bought the cakes is from SE, he's not as grubby as his location would have you believe.Thats deep about washing carton but its always a wash the top of a can before I drink, so its a bottle ting more time

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lol @ the bait throughout that posts"SE residants"*side steps bear traps*

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Unlucky. But using your logic then you wouldn't be eating anything that you haven't touched. This bday dude, for all you know he could have not washed his hands, then bought the cakes. Then whoever opens the bag would have infected the cakes, sameway. Lifes a bitch. Also, I'm sure that there are people who are enjoying the cakes as you speak, are the showing signs of the plague?
Correction, when he bought it they were sitll in the packaging, therefore no infectious lurgies. First person to buss the bag will at, most, touch 3. The one he took and two either side. I would then reach for the one on the opposite side, two rows back.CounteredIt's military precision out here, rudeboy. Dont ramp with food
lol, bloody hell

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Lol Pissed.I wuld told her straight and dashed the cake in her boat.And llow me man.

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