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'Big man, my electricity gone off can you lend me just 50p to get it back on again'*itches ashen hands*

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Guest Cousin Of Sleep

*man walks up to you wearing tattered jeans, smelling of fecal matter, extends an unwashed emaciated hand, revealing needle marks all up his arm, the words 'can you buss me 20p for a cheeseburger' rasp horribly over his cracked, broken lips as a hideous reek spreads from his mouth and makes your nose hairs wilt..*

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Dollar?I have never heard that one.Borrow (term used very loosely) man a Pound/Boof/Nugget/Change = School talk at lunch time.

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The guys who you work for are prime examples of this.
This guy...You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about...

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lolwas gonna make a topic about the guy in the office/uni/college, that always as some corny excuse about his wallet left at home and he needs a pound for lunch.. B4 u know the dude is becoming some sort of tax to you income.And he never repays, He then tries to indirectly boy you off like: 'You still want that pound cuz?' infront of everyone. Like am the one asking him for the money...Some d*ckhead like that at my work place still

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Borrow (term used very loosely) man a Pound/Boof/Nugget/Change = School talk at lunch time.
Yeah that was all school/your age group slang.I'm talking about the old skool yard men with red stripe in hand... This is their favourite line.

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wankers always ask this outside bookies lol
See certain man live around poverty!I was beginning to think where do you lot live!

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The guys who you work for are prime examples of this.
This guy...You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about...
Oh i do.Take from what i said how you like....

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Borrow (term used very loosely) man a Pound/Boof/Nugget/Change = School talk at lunch time.
Dis ones got me creasin. Too many youts use this!! :D

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Had to borrow a pound off someone yesterday lunch time.Them end of the months lows there.

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'Big man, my electricity gone off can you lend me just 50p to get it back on again'*itches ashen hands*
LMFAO. TOOO MUCH!

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The guys who you work for are prime examples of this.
This guy...You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about...
Oh i do.Take from what i said how you like....
No you clearly dont.and if you did it would merely highlight the fact you failed even more at your attempt of humour...

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The guys who you work for are prime examples of this.
This guy...You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about...
Oh i do.Take from what i said how you like....
No you clearly dont.and if you did it would merely highlight the fact you failed even more at your attempt of humour...
Quite menstrual today arnt we TF...

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