Whats The WORST "Drunken Experience" You Have Had?

[spiderman]

recently in the past year ive had a few times which made me re-think my limits. its quite rare but its quite f*cked up when it happens cos it makes me think, "ahr i thought i already learned my lesson on how much to drink lol".The other night (out of giving company to bredrins drinking, aka ppl buyin rounds) i got soooo f*cked my night was a complete blur. 6 hours of my life are now a few minutes worth of flashes in my memory which is really annoying. one of those flashes is of throwin up and a few of them are of me not bein able to move properly...makes me feel like a complete d*ck for drinking to that extent, woke up drunk and had the hangover during the day and my stomach felt like it was melting, not to mention ive slowly caught a lil flu since then and my head and throat are mashed. now im gonna ACTIVELY make sure i limit how much i drink and spread it out. the most f*cked up thing is i drank MORE on NYE and got pretty damm wasted but not to the extent that i dont remember my night. this is the first time thats happened to me, first time ive had a bad experience dat made me actually THINK bout the alcohol i drink. ive had 2 other nights where i forgot a few minor things but remember the majority of the night and bein able to move atleast, this time i was practically incapacitated for a good while im gonna make sure CERTAIN alcoholic drinks keep away from me, and limit the others. i dont mind drinkin in comfort but llow the mad ones where im neckin drinks b2b.whats your worst experience? did it make you change your drinking habbits at all or was it not that bad?

[Guest Radio]

Being tried/drunk, falling asleep on a toilet in a girls yard, my boy came in and woke me up then I just vomitted 360 in the toilet and vomit was all up the walls/carpet etc. I just wanted to die, but he helped me clean it up (thats a real friend) and I haven't been drunk since new years and attend to keep it that way for a while.

[Numero001]

What a f*ck*ng sh*t and long boring post. Are you drinking now? That's some drunken ramble, man. I found myself daydreaming whilst reading that. Tell us a story next time and make us laugh.f*ck

[The Somalian]

to many2001 new years got so drunk me and my boys got them police man hats and was chirpsing girls using the hats down leiscter square got to about 6 am we got the tube the hat fell on the line we tried to go on the line to pick up the hat there were bare nosey girls screaming and sh*twent to ko b4 it was ko there was some door to some back part I went in there with some chick to f*ck her but the bouncer followed us and caught me with my pants downwent to a bbq and there was one youth terrorising the place and I was chatting to this women then i cussed the youth she said it was her son I said cant she look after him and got into an arguementwent la cosanostra at oceans drank bare before the rave got to the rave went toilet fell asleep woke up and the rave was done my bredrin asked where i was told him i drew some chick and went to her yard actually told him the truth 3 years laterpretty sure there are much worse ones but i have put a mental block on them

[Thun]

recently in the past year ive had a few times which made me re-think my limits. its quite rare but its quite f*cked up when it happens cos it makes me think, "ahr i thought i already learned my lesson on how much to drink lol".The other night (out of giving company to bredrins drinking, aka ppl buyin rounds) i got soooo f*cked my night was a complete blur. 6 hours of my life are now a few minutes worth of flashes in my memory which is really annoying. one of those flashes is of throwin up and a few of them are of me not bein able to move properly...makes me feel like a complete d*ck for drinking to that extent, woke up drunk and had the hangover during the day and my stomach felt like it was melting, not to mention ive slowly caught a lil flu since then and my head and throat are mashed. now im gonna ACTIVELY make sure i limit how much i drink and spread it out. the most f*cked up thing is i drank MORE on NYE and got pretty damm wasted but not to the extent that i dont remember my night. this is the first time thats happened to me, first time ive had a bad experience dat made me actually THINK bout the alcohol i drink. ive had 2 other nights where i forgot a few minor things but remember the majority of the night and bein able to move atleast, this time i was practically incapacitated for a good while im gonna make sure CERTAIN alcoholic drinks keep away from me, and limit the others. i dont mind drinkin in comfort but llow the mad ones where im neckin drinks b2b.whats your worst experience? did it make you change your drinking habbits at all or was it not that bad?

Allow becoming an alchy.

[Guest Radio]

Oh and one girl try insinuate I tried to rape her, wtf...that aint in my personality and everyone knew she was chatting sh*t but still, drinking is dangerous and I'll stick to mary jane

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

NEVA GET DRUNKGETTIN LEAN>>>>>

[DRC]

Went for a few drinks one evening after having a jab at the uni health centre (she said you can drink no problem).Had a couple beers a couple shots...next thing I know the rooms spinning i'm bumping into bare people and i'm being escorted home. I was absolutely paralytic-I couldn't walk I was being carried to a taxi and then carried to my flat. Where I apparently threw up black chunks of vomitI woke up the next morning and couldn't talk properly- I'd damaged my vocal chords from violently puking.twas mad.oh oh and another time I was wasted went back to a chicks yard and thought ya booooi imma smash this p*ssy up! Then she dropped 1st things 1st "I don't like it from behind, I don't like going on top and I definitely don't give head"what!

[spiderman]

What a f*ck*ng sh*t and long boring post. Are you drinking now? That's some drunken ramble, man. I found myself daydreaming whilst reading that. Tell us a story next time and make us laugh.f*ck

lollllnar im f*ckin ill-ish right now, which is why it got on my nerves more, cos im basically payin the price ON TOP of a hangover for that drinking.dnt watch me im a young drinker, i was never on the hard n heavy drinking hype until 2 years ago so the amount of bad experience ive had to learn from is limited. all i was sayin is i had MY bad experience dat actively made me learn.

[The Somalian]

Oh and one girl try insinuate I tried to rape her, wtf...that aint in my personality and everyone knew she was chatting sh*t but still, drinking is dangerous and I'll stick to mary jane

i know about them ones man got drunk at the pub no one was at yard it was christmas times chick comes over gives me my birthday present asked if she wanted to f*ck she said yes i was mashed put the dom on but i was so drnk i took it off and rode bare back girl asked if i had it on i said yes she told me to stop I did (after a while) next thing i know I am being accused of rape

[Numero001]

Oh and one girl try insinuate I tried to rape her, wtf...that aint in my personality and everyone knew she was chatting sh*t but still, drinking is dangerous and I'll stick to mary jane

i know about them ones man got drunk at the pub no one was at yard it was christmas times chick comes over gives me my birthday present asked if she wanted to f*ck she said yes i was mashed put the dom on but i was so drnk i took it off and rode bare back girl asked if i had it on i said yes she told me to stop I did (after a while) next thing i know I am being accused of rape

lol

[Guest Lemons]

Been a few.Threw up in my sleep and all day the next day, including all the way to the laundrette were I was washing my soiled 9with vomit, not poop) sheets.Falling asleep at a bus stop after my first night out with work people (only for 15 minutes or so, but still).Coming home and throwing up all over my bed, then went and slept elsewhere.

[spiderman]

recently in the past year ive had a few times which made me re-think my limits. its quite rare but its quite f*cked up when it happens cos it makes me think, "ahr i thought i already learned my lesson on how much to drink lol".The other night (out of giving company to bredrins drinking, aka ppl buyin rounds) i got soooo f*cked my night was a complete blur. 6 hours of my life are now a few minutes worth of flashes in my memory which is really annoying. one of those flashes is of throwin up and a few of them are of me not bein able to move properly...makes me feel like a complete d*ck for drinking to that extent, woke up drunk and had the hangover during the day and my stomach felt like it was melting, not to mention ive slowly caught a lil flu since then and my head and throat are mashed. now im gonna ACTIVELY make sure i limit how much i drink and spread it out. the most f*cked up thing is i drank MORE on NYE and got pretty damm wasted but not to the extent that i dont remember my night. this is the first time thats happened to me, first time ive had a bad experience dat made me actually THINK bout the alcohol i drink. ive had 2 other nights where i forgot a few minor things but remember the majority of the night and bein able to move atleast, this time i was practically incapacitated for a good while im gonna make sure CERTAIN alcoholic drinks keep away from me, and limit the others. i dont mind drinkin in comfort but llow the mad ones where im neckin drinks b2b.whats your worst experience? did it make you change your drinking habbits at all or was it not that bad?

Allow becoming an alchy.

ye real talk that, like i said this is the first time were i got THAT bad, that f*ckin embarassing twat-ishly bad...bein "that guy" who is overly drunk is NOT the one, bare ashamed but f*ck it you learn from your mistakes. its never gonna happen again.now i know why some of my bredrins limit der drinking and jus say no or get a non alcoholic juice.alcohol can be a f*ckin nasty substance if u abuse it.still i said it before but now i feel better about it.weed + non alcoholic/energy juices>>>>>>>>>>>>>alcohol.

[spiderman]

to many2001 new years got so drunk me and my boys got them police man hats and was chirpsing girls using the hats down leiscter square got to about 6 am we got the tube the hat fell on the line we tried to go on the line to pick up the hat there were bare nosey girls screaming and sh*twent to ko b4 it was ko there was some door to some back part I went in there with some chick to f*ck her but the bouncer followed us and caught me with my pants downwent to a bbq and there was one youth terrorising the place and I was chatting to this women then i cussed the youth she said it was her son I said cant she look after him and got into an arguementwent la cosanostra at oceans drank bare before the rave got to the rave went toilet fell asleep woke up and the rave was done my bredrin asked where i was told him i drew some chick and went to her yard actually told him the truth 3 years laterpretty sure there are much worse ones but i have put a mental block on them

LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOrah dats sum f*ckin funny sh*t haha.boy you got sum stories fam sh*t, thats it im gna CALM IT THE f*ck DOWN, dnt wanna end up wid more than one night like this under my belt. dnt care if im a boring f*ck sippin redbull or water or sumin, i aint bein a casualty again haha.bare embarassing. more importantly its not what i call an enjoyable night so it defeats the purposes of drinking.

[DRC]

infact I've had waaaaay too many bad experiences on drink. Why am I still drinking??When I 1st started raving up north and people were taking pills and I weren't on it I just drank ALOT.Went to sit down now and I pass out, when I wake up i'm resting on some womans lap and she's stroking my face...her boyfriend sitting next to her and watching.Got my jacket and left.

[Action Dan]

Hi, my names Matt...Got kidnapped by a chinese girl. Literally climbed out of her window and RAN down mile end road with my shirt off. Nut house, her parents were knocking on the door and arguing while I was gettin brains. Tried to take her bra off and it was tied on with a f*ck*ng knot a scout would be proud of. Got caught f*ck*ng some bird in a the cloakroom of a club, with the cloakroom attendant still serving.Woke up in the middle of a roundabout in Puerto Banus, with no shirt on at 10am.Fell down my stairs in doors and smashed the fish tank with my head.I'm now tea total.

[Guest Lemons]

Getting arrested in portugal was a waste experience. I was massssh up. Swimming in some random hotels pool. Got moved too by some shadow police men. They try tek my passport, I was flying home the next day. Waste.

[spiderman]

infact I've had waaaaay too many bad experiences on drink. Why am I still drinking??When I 1st started raving up north and people were taking pills and I weren't on it I just drank ALOT.Went to sit down now and I pass out, when I wake up i'm resting on some womans lap and she's stroking my face...her boyfriend sitting next to her and watching.Got my jacket and left.

to be honest fam, if the pills werent duds, u would of been better off wid em instead of alcohol. your brain n body would be workin on sum double time and feelin good instead of workin on sum brain dead no time feelin sick and knocked out lol.bare funny tho i remember wen i went zante i was the one who was LICKIN EM BACK, drinkin dwn hard and bein the most non-mashed person. certain heads were caked casaulties gettin sent to sit down or on odd occassions back to the hotel haha.i remember havin to shake off a few chicks who were caked aswell, cos they expected me to waste my night lookin after em all tryna cosey up to me on a drunk one this is the FIRST TIME ive been THAT GUY who is in need of help of others. never dat again, sh*t.

[Nidge Weasle]

ah man. too many times ive drunk way too much, got in fights and woken up with a fat lip, black eye and cut knuckles and not remembering having a fight. had nights where i dont remember a thing, and my mates tell me i hit someone, chirsped a mates girlfriend, got section fived and all this sh*t without me remembering falling asleep in a car park got barred from pubs got barred from reastraunts lol called one of my mates a c*nt, fell out with him and loads of other lads. to be fair tho, we had been fallin out for time they were all darking me and stuff. the alcohol just kick started wat i would of done sober 2 weeks later or somethinnot good :Dbuut, theres been so many good times lol

[kurious]

13best freinds mum gave me 12 tequila slammers 1 after the other MASHMASH MASH MASH like potatoethrew up everywhere on her doorstep, lied down in my own sick, proposed 2 sum foreign mannext mornin no1 cud find the lid 4 the kettle, it was outside, in my sick

[Guest F.O.S]

NEVA GET DRUNKGETTIN LEAN>>>>>

[Skola]

13best freinds mum gave me 12 tequila slammers 1 after the other MASHMASH MASH MASH like potatoethrew up everywhere on her doorstep, lied down in my own sick, proposed 2 sum foreign mannext mornin no1 cud find the lid 4 the kettle, it was outside, in my sick

LMAO

[DJ Stashman]

lol some funny stories herethis was my first experience being completely intoxicated. i remember i had 2 glasses of coke and vodka with some girls. worst thing is i drank on an empty stomach so you don't know what the f*cks gonna happen the next day. after that the girl took me in her room. basically she f*cked me coz i wasnt in the state to be f*ck*ng. after i bussed my load i fell asleep coz when you bust your load you tend to fall asleep quickly. next thing i know i fell off the bed where my head landed in GREEN vomit. yes, GREEN. if you saw me on the floor i looked like a handicapped guy that just fell out a wheelchair. she heard me fall off the bed in the other rooms so she came rushing in and saw me on the floor deaded. so she helped me get on the bed and that was it. next day i was throwing up every half hour ,still my vomit coming out green. i thought i was dying coz it was so bad and unreal. it was my worst regurgitating experience.

[spiderman]

lol rah n i thought i had it bad pukin up in a club and stumblin/not moving.still f*ck dat level of drinking, ive always said it that people who dnt control der drink deserve to be dat mashed, and i stick by it even if it means i deserved to be an embarassment that night.

[morninghasbroken]

I have had LOADS.A couple of the worst -Trying to do a sexy 'walk away and sway your hips' and falling over one of those leather cube things you sit on. My head ended up pressed on the floor and my legs were wrapped over it. Trying to clash Crazy-T and calling him a Wasteman on the mic - I actually thought he was going to kill me.Falling down the stairs and knocking myself out. My mum found me there in a heap in the morning. Falling asleep on the bus and waking up screaming as I hit the floor. Some guy I have never spoken to at work coming up to me and saying 'I saw you on Saturday, I thought you had fallen over till I got closer then I realised you were trying to break dance'I could literally go on for days.....