Parental Phrases

[Messy]

'Come here so i can hit you''do you want another one?''if you stay in there i will beat you harder when you come out''stay still so i can hit you''social services would give me a medal for putting up with you'

[Seth Rollins]

'Come here so i can hit you''do you want another one?''if you stay in there i will beat you harder when you come out''stay still so i can hit you''social services would give me a medal for putting up with you'

Youdoneknowitstimetomoveoutwhenthembarsgetdropped.Realtalk.

[Grafter]

'Come here so i can hit you'

lol my mum was proper bad with that oneshe'd be like come here come hereme: no ur gna beat memum: no no jus come hereme like a fool go an get the beats

[Messy]

i also used to get 'why are you crying i havnt even hit you yet'&'what are you crying for'erm because you just beat the sh*t out of me...

[Guest Esquilax]

Me: You keep pestering me to do my work thoughDad: Well maybe if you did some f*ck*ng work i wouldn't have toMe: *silent*Didn't really have phrases, i had "If I have to come up/over there you're going to be in trouble.Usually it would just be the sound of my dad walking up the stairs, it was enough to make me cry and look for somewhere to hide.

[Grafter]

Me: You keep pestering me to do my work thoughDad: Well maybe if you did some f*ck*ng work i wouldn't have toMe: *silent*Didn't really have phrases, i had "If I have to come up/over there you're going to be in trouble.Usually it would just be the sound of my dad walking up the stairs, it was enough to make me cry and look for somewhere to hide.

lol@ u talkin like u dont still live at home

[Guest ShabbzE3]

" Gordon Bennet "" Bloody Nora "

[Rich Kid]

''Tappi Naise'' (Stop the noise)

[Guest Esquilax]

Me: You keep pestering me to do my work thoughDad: Well maybe if you did some f*ck*ng work i wouldn't have toMe: *silent*Didn't really have phrases, i had "If I have to come up/over there you're going to be in trouble.Usually it would just be the sound of my dad walking up the stairs, it was enough to make me cry and look for somewhere to hide.

lol@ u talkin like u dont still live at home

Where do you get that notion?I'm simply recanting memories just like everyone else.I was never hit as a child, so i apologise for the lack of physical violence in my childhood.d*ck.

[Guest Smell Of Death]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

LMFAOwtfloool

post of the day. lmfao.

lmaothem everyones laughin tellin tales then u drop one that makes everyone stop and stare silently for a sec then laugh, momentsgood times

[Baroness.]

''Tappi Naise'' (Stop the noise)

:D thought it was some next language till i said it out loud

[Rippy]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

fsd#'v'x#cv/ \z/.\'wtf?! :D :D

I kinda get it now lol... natural prostitute... Ripster are u always on rd? LOOOL

:DShe just randomly dropped it when she left me a voicemail & ever since I've been hearing all sorts of names.

[Grafter]

someone jus reminded me of this one"i dont want to see you for the BALANCE of the evening"

[kahuna]

my mum never gave me a speech before she lashed out, shed hide behind the door and when i come thru she beats me

[kurious]

how can my bredrins mum drop 2 her 'U AH NOW BANNED FROM TURNIN ON DE LIGHT'i was in tearsmy got bars 4 days tho, 'u want a witness?''dirty slap or a clean 1, pick fast'1 i never understood tho, was 'reach home before i open my eyes'erm are u really jammin there with ur eyes closed?

[Infidel]

lol people callin phrases bars now, how sad

[Supernova]

U wanna reach (insert age)Yuh (lick) ears (lick) ah (lick) too (lick) hardU waan sumn tuh boutI remmebr when my dad jabbed me with a knife...but it hurtSo i got pissed and I sorta slashed him witht he fork in my handhe came itno my room alter and goes "ur guna f*ckign regret that"was a shock hes never been angry with a british accent....i was eating at the time I jsut felt eat didnt eat still(this was last friday)

[kurious]

lol people callin phrases bars now, how sad

not really in a way its kinda like bars bcuz they take all sorts in2 consideration content, drop, delivary

[Infidel]

good comeback but.. noany forum fad tbvfh ttkk.

[kurious]

yh but shuh yuh muh stl sfe x

[Infidel]

Please don't take me for one of the beans on this forum that looks up to you, your any hairy dog that would get a slap and a flem straight on your forehead if i happend to come across your hairy self on road.BARZ

[Grafter]

U wanna reach (insert age)Yuh (lick) ears (lick) ah (lick) too (lick) hardU waan sumn tuh boutI remmebr when my dad jabbed me with a knife...but it hurtSo i got pissed and I sorta slashed him witht he fork in my handhe came itno my room alter and goes "ur guna f*ckign regret that"was a shock hes never been angry with a british accent....i was eating at the time I jsut felt eat didnt eat still(this was last friday)

yeeephe means business still

[kurious]

Please don't take me for one of the beans on this forum that looks up to you, your any hairy dog that would get a slap and a flem straight on your forehead if i happend to come across your hairy self on road.BARZ

dem lethal hates there wow

[Mist]

"Where's my stick ? ? ...Get me my stick.""Hol' out your hand"

[Black Casper]

licks in tunes to syllables:DONT YOU E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN? (final lick has no word)

yh my marg was on thatbut she remix the first bitdont you dont you dont you dont you dont you dont you i said dont you everrrrrrrrrrrrr

lol, the remixes were mad*the look*"Go on, say that again" with *the look*"dont make me tell you again""my idea of tidy and you're idea of tidy is twooo different things"I remember when i tried to run away from a few licks, managed to escape a few times, other attempts didnt go to well