Cling film gate

[Action Dan]

Smaddy etc... I'm hearing references but have no idea what it's about?Someone explain or provide a link.

[Mizchif]

From what I've gathered from posts Goddaz offered to Bocat Smaddy through Clingfilm.I'm not 100% on everything but I find this whole Slinging Cling on the ting thing hillarious.

[morninghasbroken]

Maybe that thing where you put cling film over the toilet so that when people wee it bounces off and goes all over them??How did you hear of this craze?

[morninghasbroken]

Oh, it appears I got it very wrong.

[Guest Lemons]

Maybe that thing where you put cling film over the toilet so that when people wee it bounces off and goes all over them??How did you hear of this craze?

Oh, it appears I got it very wrong.

That is joke though.

[morninghasbroken]

I suspect it would be a lot more fun than licking fanny though some food wrap.

[Guest Lemons]

I suspect it would be a lot more fun than licking fanny though some food wrap.

I doubt it.

[morninghasbroken]

I suspect it would be a lot more fun than licking fanny though some food wrap.

I doubt it.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-clingfilm-rape. Incidentally, only 1 out of 10 enjoy cling-on-yer-minge licking. So it's fact.

[Lucarelli]

thought it was some make shift dom or some sh*t

[Action Dan]

Licking pum through clingfilm hakshdkashdkhdasdasdsassaasdGENIUS.

[morninghasbroken]

That 'GENIUS' was perfectly placed. Great.

[Creamy]

the thought of the whole thing thoroughly disgusts me

[Action Dan]

That 'GENIUS' was perfectly placed. Great.

I concur with myself.

[Em Dott]

Them booty call movements there.

[Trane]

LOL, you lot are dred. Hes safe, allow it.

[serpent]

real badman use clingfilm

[morninghasbroken]

real badman use tinfoil

[Action Dan]

LOL, you lot are dred. Hes safe, allow it.

What did he say exactly?Did he actually say he'd lick you pum but only on the premise of being able to use Tesco Finest Cling Film?

[Trane]

LOL, you lot are dred. Hes safe, allow it.

What did he say exactly?Did he actually say he'd lick you pum but only on the premise of being able to use Tesco Finest Cling Film?

He wouldnt have it any other way to be honest. Hes a man of class, cant go bowcatting her and all the juice is flicking over her legs and your cheeks. I dont think she was given two separate offers, so yea, I guess it was only with the 'Cling Clause' Dunno if Smaddy enquired about bowcatting WITHOUT cling lol. Bet they both f*ck*ng hate me now

[Em Dott]

So this interaction, or exchange of words actually took place?I thought this was some joke at first.Smaddle got the goods eh?

[serpent]

did they go through with it or was it just discussed

[Trane]

did they go through with it or was it just discussed

Nar, Smaddy werent on it, but I think he was clinging onto the idea for months after. Nothing happened I dont think, they are just friends. 2 lovely people still (no homo)

[serpent]

clinging on to the idea them subliminals

[Badman]

reports show that slinging is spreading though South London like wildfire coz the chicks seem to be very subjectable to sling the cling

[Baroness.]

So what did she get clinged? or she wasnt having a bar of getting da ting slung?shoulda just clung imo