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i was sleeping last night and then i hear some proper warring meows from my cat shardae true it was raining i let both my cats stay in the house and its a good thing i did.when i heard the noise i went out ready to slap shizzle (my other cat) but he was just jammin with some mark on his face as he must of just got shot a box so i go get a drink and then my girl comes out and looks at shardae and says to me"oh sh*t face off she has had one"im like"one what"she says"a kitten"im like"dont lie"i couldnt believe it sh*t was nuts she had 4 of them still.i already got people that want them but i am keeping one and calling it stringer (stringer bell)for now ill call the othersavonmarloand bodieKITSETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHERE ARE SOME OF PICTURES OF THEM its the first time ive even seen a cat give birth i had no clue still my girl was tellin me what to do i was all saying "PUSH" like some idiot lol.PIC_0217.jpgPIC_0215.jpgPIC_0221.jpgPIC_0224.jpg

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Whens the wifey gonna have a baby Face Off? :DP.S: LMFAO @ being black and having animals in the yard. Kick them all out. Leave them in a box by the bus stop, kittens as well f*ck it...

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IM JUST GONNA WAIT FOR THE COMMENTim not gonna say it coz im too kindbut i know someone is gonna get onto what i seeP.S - them lickle pussys seem kinda kl

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LOL AT TELLING A CAT TO PUSHpull them out urself moretime

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Argh.. kittens r quite cute, but how did you not clock that the cat was pregnant? lolyou do know u can't rehome them yet, i think you gotta wait 6 weeks.

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IM JUST GONNA WAIT FOR THE COMMENTim not gonna say it coz im too kindbut i know someone is gonna get onto what i seeP.S - them lickle pussys seem kinda kl
The HappyFeet kitten of the litter.

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Argh.. kittens r quite cute, but how did you not clock that the cat was pregnant? lolyou do know u can't rehome them yet, i think you gotta wait 6 weeks.
yh.. and don't touch them too muchbecuase if they start to smell different their mum might reject them

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I remember when my cat had 2 kittens they didn't look like your kitset tho.They had no hair and were really premature and dead :D

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Ayy, they're gorgeous.I had, at one point, 5 kittens, but I decided to give them away after a year or so. Absolute handful. & thought it would've been easy to notice the cat was pregnant lol.

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awwwwwww.... they are so tinyhave they opened their eyes yet?
nah they are literally hours old but i can tell shizzle is the dad he been fussing over them too still this is shizzlePIC_0227.jpgbabyfather ya zimidont forget the whole kittens are a collective that im callingKITSET.

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IM JUST GONNA WAIT FOR THE COMMENTim not gonna say it coz im too kindbut i know someone is gonna get onto what i seeP.S - them lickle pussys seem kinda kl
The fingernails?

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Do you know what I done to my cat.Celotaped its mouth and put marmite on its nose and shot it

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LOL at the colour of your wifeys fingernails.
lol its true i mean until now i had NO idea what colour they should be.

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LOL at the colour of your wifeys fingernails.
looks like she been eating kenkey n forgot to wash her hands so all the kenkey is under her nails
lol RUDE!

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Do you know what I done to my cat.Celotaped its mouth and put marmite on its nose and shot it
I lol'd

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up a pic of ure wife pretending to give birth to one of these wearing a wolf mask covered in red paintsafe bled

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Goon names.
dun knowthis topic is sick i mean its about cats and already i have the whole world thinking about nails lol

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