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A person has said to you before starting a sexual act.Kissing, touching, oral etc...A nice and simple one to start it off."I'm not a whore" - Just before receiving head from someone I met in a rave that same night.

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Guest David Braund

some chick txt mee sutin along those lines b4 she came to my yardcnt remember exactly but it was sutint o do with dnt expect to sleep with me on the first link etc etcneedless to say i slept with her on the first link (man never even initiated it, i was baffed, i was jus on the computer n she starts grappling my neck n sh*t)didnt complain tho

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I've told you man this before, but I was about to lash and she dropped: "I don't give head, I don't like going on top and I don't like it from behind"Oh and the ladies favourite-the standard lyric everyman has heard once in their life-time"I don't usually do this"

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they are trying to reassure themselves more than anything else or, its a mind f*ck, used to do 2 it my ex wen i realised the power of the pumact innocent like 'nah babes, not 2 night plz its long'go bathroom and change in2 sumfin a bit nuttyhahakeep spice alive

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"I don't usually do this"
i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.

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lmao - soreasaurusang tite mandem that say 'babes let me explain'yet have nothing feesable to explain

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they are trying to reassure themselves more than anything else or, its a mind f*ck, used to do 2 it my ex wen i realised the power of the pumact innocent like 'nah babes, not 2 night plz its long'go bathroom and change in2 sumfin a bit nuttyhahakeep spice alive
My ex used to do this.She soon realised we were having sex regardless, whether she liked it or not.

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"I don't usually do this"
i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.
JACKS

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"I don't usually do this"
i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.
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Oh and the ladies favourite-the standard lyric everyman has heard once in their life-time"I don't usually do this"
barsthat one always kills me, i feel like grinning like the joker when this is said

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edit: *realise what kinda topic this is*

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"I don't usually do this"
i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.
LMFAO!

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lmao - soreasaurusang tite mandem that say 'babes let me explain'yet have nothing feesable to explain
:D:D

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lmao - soreasaurusang tite mandem that say 'babes let me explain'yet have nothing feesable to explain
:D:D
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LMFAO @ Mr. Bauer. Jesus Christ!"Yesterday, my boyfriend told me he loves me before we went cinema! :D""Do you love him?""Of course!"*Fade to black*KMT you people know what happened.I have a LIBRARY of quotes. One for the road LOL."I didn't buy this KY for tonight."

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Guest Cousin Of Sleep

'this is wrong'This aint no lighthearted talk, its a remind me how depressingly disgusting some whroes are talk.damn.

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lol at this topic sued to diminish the character of bitches...disguised as a light eharted topic for allsheer geniusFunny one I heard isU best not be recoding thisafter se heres camera click

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