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Although we do not know the name of the recently discovered tribe in Brazil, or what language they speak, it is possible to tease out some clues as to their way of life from the aerial photographs taken by the Brazilian government. Fiona Watson, from the campaign group Survival International, uses her experience gained during 20 years of visiting the region, to take us through the details.MALOCAS Malocas, or communal houses, are typically thatched. They often have fires, used for cooking or heating during the night. Smaller structures are used for cooking and other tasks, while larger buildings can be used as sleeping areas, and are usually equipped with hammocks. The thatched roof does not reach to the ground suggesting that this is an area for communal activities including cooking, socialising or preparing the paste that is used for dyes and body paint. Return to topCOTTON AND BASKET The white blob in the photograph could well be cotton, and the beige area next to it is probably a basket. The cotton would either be cultivated by the tribe, or gathered in the wild. It would be woven by the women, into the kind of short skirt worn by the black figure. Cotton would also be used to make hammocks. The woven basket has a strap which would be either worn across the forehead or over the shoulder and would be used during the collection of cotton or other produce. Return to topTWO MEN These men are trying to drive off the plane from which these photographs were taken. They are firing their bows at the aircraft, which had returned to fly over the settlement for a second time, after making a first pass some hours earlier. The men have large bows made from forest hardwood, which they use to hunt for animals including tapirs, monkeys, deer, wild pigs and other small mammals. They have also painted themselves with the red dye, urucum, commonly used by tribes in the Amazon. It is made from the seeds of a fruit similar to the horse chestnut. The seeds are ground into a paste to form the dye. The body paint is most likely a show of aggression, possibly in response to the plane's first flyover. Return to topWOMAN The black figure may be a woman, although it is impossible to be certain. That this person is not carrying a bow hints in this direction. The black body paint is called genipapo, and is made from fruit. Like the red dye it is likely to be an aggressive display. SETTLEMENTThe series of buildings have very little space cleared around them, and are set deep into the forest. This suggests that the tribe are keen to keep themselves hidden. The larger building is most likely used for sleeping quarters, the smaller buildings would be used for food preparation, cooking and other practical tasks. The surrounding area has signs of cultivation by the tribe, who are probably maintaining gardens of manioc, a type of tuber which would form a large part of their staple diet.

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lmao i knew wot this was gonna be about by the title after i saw this in the sun today, ur a funny guy.

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SETTLEMENTThe series of buildings have very little space cleared around them, and are set deep into the forest. This suggests that the tribe are keen to keep themselves hidden.
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SETTLEMENTThe series of buildings have very little space cleared around them, and are set deep into the forest. This suggests that the tribe are keen to keep themselves hidden.
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I guess painting yourself illuminous orange is a good way of remaining hidden.

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This tribe will probably be wiped out now the savages have spotted them.
What us or them, cause no matter what man-is-evil spin you wanna put on this there's only one group of savages there and I don't think it's the ones flying around eating prawn sandwiches.

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Them tribes must be a different level of inbreds.Your father is your mother,your mother is your brotheryou all f*ck one another, the tribal family.

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f*ckIN IDIOTSITS 2008 AND THESE PRIMITIVES ARE TRYING 2 BRING DOWN A PLANE WITH A f*ck*ng BOW AND ARROWIT ALMOST BEGS BELIEF WEVE LANDED ON THE MOOON SENT PROBES 2 MARS AND YET THESE JUNGLE CREATURES WANT 2 ACT LIKE AGGRESIVE MONKEYS ON CONTACT WITH CIVILISATIONI SAY CLUSTER BOMB THE ENTIRE VILLAGE AND LOG THE ENTIRE AREA..THEY MAKE ME SICK 2 MY STOMACH AND ARNT WORTHY OF BEING PROTECTED
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This tribe will probably be wiped out now the savages have spotted them.
What us or them, cause no matter what man-is-evil spin you wanna put on this there's only one group of savages there and I don't think it's the ones flying around eating prawn sandwiches.
wowang tite the bow an arrow snipers tho, spear ina pilot man eye an ting

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f*ckIN IDIOTSITS 2008 AND THESE PRIMITIVES ARE TRYING 2 BRING DOWN A PLANE WITH A f*ck*ng BOW AND ARROWIT ALMOST BEGS BELIEF WEVE LANDED ON THE MOOON SENT PROBES 2 MARS AND YET THESE JUNGLE CREATURES WANT 2 ACT LIKE AGGRESIVE MONKEYS ON CONTACT WITH CIVILISATIONI SAY CLUSTER BOMB THE ENTIRE VILLAGE AND LOG THE ENTIRE AREA..THEY MAKE ME SICK 2 MY STOMACH AND ARNT WORTHY OF BEING PROTECTED
IMOI'd rather be a happy savage than an unhappy savage, ie: an Afghan.

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them man must of thought the aeroplane was charizard. lol @ aliens slyly doin the same ting to us, on da sly tho all them flyin rods n ting.lol @ them not being able to watch 24 tho, pissed.

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afghan is clearly not a dumb guy, duno why he feels the need to try shock us with every post he makes.

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f*ckIN IDIOTSITS 2008 AND THESE PRIMITIVES ARE TRYING 2 BRING DOWN A PLANE WITH A f*ck*ng BOW AND ARROWIT ALMOST BEGS BELIEF WEVE LANDED ON THE MOOON SENT PROBES 2 MARS AND YET THESE JUNGLE CREATURES WANT 2 ACT LIKE AGGRESIVE MONKEYS ON CONTACT WITH CIVILISATIONI SAY CLUSTER BOMB THE ENTIRE VILLAGE AND LOG THE ENTIRE AREA..THEY MAKE ME SICK 2 MY STOMACH AND ARNT WORTHY OF BEING PROTECTED
character of the month has to be afgoon no doubtCLUSTER BOMBLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Afghoon's been putting the work in for a while now stillchatting sh*t thoughbout we don't owe them anythingwe don't nabut they don't owe us anythingso let them be innitthey'll die soon anywayyou know some white brer killed off bare people in one these f*cked up tribes cos man had a flu

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they need to drop in a whole bunch of porno magazines into the village really

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them man must of thought the aeroplane was charizard. lol @ aliens slyly doin the same ting to us, on da sly tho all them flyin rods n ting.lol @ them not being able to watch 24 tho, pissed.
LOL LMAO LMFAO ROFL ROFLMAO ROFLMFAO!!!

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I would laugh to see an extermination squad get sent in, then they get bow and arrowed.The inbreds steal the guns off the miltary and take over the hood.Cavemen with M16s are hot

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