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(In stupid Joey accent)"HOW YOU DO-IN?!"

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DO YOU WANT THE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET TO BE CHANGED ABOUT?CAUSE I THINK U AND I SHOULD BE TOGETHERAHAHAHA

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SHOW US YER TITS!

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the soppy ones are crap - like "did it hurt"other person - "Did what hurt?""When you fell from heaven"BLURGH! worst line EVER

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Never tried it but i wouldn't have thought so - unless it was some right ugly desperate slapper

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look i just won bare money on the lottery, im looking for a scatty hoe to spend it on, what you sayin? wanna be mans hoe??before u say it wont work trust me theres some dumb, money hungry girls out there!!

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look i just won bare money on the lottery, im looking for a scatty hoe to spend it on, what you sayin? wanna be mans hoe??before u say it wont work trust me theres some dumb, money hungry girls out there!!
how much we talking? :wink:

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"OI BITCH - SUCK MY d*ck!"HA HA - I wouldn't really use that one.... or any of the ones I've said - i just fink they're jokes!

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^^^^ JOKESThen u get a reply of -"erm..... No? Who are u? cos u cant be famous if u look like that"

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yea i didnt say its ever worked lol..failing tht (an rumble u have 2 say htis in a chris smith pissed voice)"ahh yes u may of heard of me im off the radio isnt it"or a new 1 (in welsh accent)"how r u feeling within yourself"...the reply an then u say "oohh yes Very Erotic" lol cracks me up..these crazy welsh men

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JokesYou're off yer rocker T!Oh yeah - off the subject - I've got bare of Dave's CD's ....He left em at my flat about 5 months ago after house warmin party and never picked em up - One of em is T and Dialekt summer mix CD - I might sell em all on ebay or summin and make some money out of him!HA HA HA

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"OI BITCH - SUCK MY d*ck!"HA HA - I wouldn't really use that one.... or any of the ones I've said - i just fink they're jokes!
Ive given out many of slaps for that one ! lol biggrin.gif

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Slaps on the willy?????? :wink: :wink: :wink: ............. While you're sucking???? biggrin.gif:D HA HA - ONLY JOKING

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