x Chat Up Lines x

[Carlie.S]

Whats the best/worst you have/or use..... 8)

[DJ Rumble]

(In stupid Joey accent)"HOW YOU DO-IN?!"

[Carlie.S]

Ha ha ha the one from BB cracks me up bout eyelashes

[Kayla]

DO YOU WANT THE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET TO BE CHANGED ABOUT?CAUSE I THINK U AND I SHOULD BE TOGETHERAHAHAHA

[DJ Rumble]

SHOW US YER TITS!

[Carlie.S]

I MAY NOT B FRED FLINTSTONE...BUT I COULD MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

[DJ Rumble]

the soppy ones are crap - like "did it hurt"other person - "Did what hurt?""When you fell from heaven"BLURGH! worst line EVER

[VickieB]

hahaha!does that sh*t ever really work though?

[DJ Rumble]

Never tried it but i wouldn't have thought so - unless it was some right ugly desperate slapper

[Carlie.S]

Hahah Fair enough! :shock:

[danny blaze]

look i just won bare money on the lottery, im looking for a scatty hoe to spend it on, what you sayin? wanna be mans hoe??before u say it wont work trust me theres some dumb, money hungry girls out there!!

[Twister]

look i just won bare money on the lottery, im looking for a scatty hoe to spend it on, what you sayin? wanna be mans hoe??before u say it wont work trust me theres some dumb, money hungry girls out there!!

how much we talking? :wink:

[danny blaze]

some of the girls i no, prob a tenner!!

[VickieB]

some of the girls i no, prob a tenner!!

hahaha classic!

[Carlie.S]

:shock: :shock: :shock: Ha ha ha u nutter

[DJ Rumble]

"OI BITCH - SUCK MY d*ck!"HA HA - I wouldn't really use that one.... or any of the ones I've said - i just fink they're jokes!

[DJ:T]

"Do you know who i am"?

[DJ Rumble]

^^^^ JOKESThen u get a reply of -"erm..... No? Who are u? cos u cant be famous if u look like that"

[DJ:T]

yea i didnt say its ever worked lol..failing tht (an rumble u have 2 say htis in a chris smith pissed voice)"ahh yes u may of heard of me im off the radio isnt it"or a new 1 (in welsh accent)"how r u feeling within yourself"...the reply an then u say "oohh yes Very Erotic" lol cracks me up..these crazy welsh men

[DJ Rumble]

JokesYou're off yer rocker T!Oh yeah - off the subject - I've got bare of Dave's CD's ....He left em at my flat about 5 months ago after house warmin party and never picked em up - One of em is T and Dialekt summer mix CD - I might sell em all on ebay or summin and make some money out of him!HA HA HA

[Carlie.S]

"OI BITCH - SUCK MY d*ck!"HA HA - I wouldn't really use that one.... or any of the ones I've said - i just fink they're jokes!

Ive given out many of slaps for that one ! lol

[DJ Rumble]

Slaps on the willy?????? :wink: :wink: :wink: ............. While you're sucking???? HA HA - ONLY JOKING

[Carlie.S]

:shock: :shock: Cheeky Fuka

[danny blaze]

y u laughing carlie?it worked on u?nah, just joking, dont start hating now. x

[Carlie.S]

:shock: ...haha Me hate ......Never :wink: