x Chat Up Lines x

[DJ Rumble]

Chat up lines are wack!

So what you're sayin is don't bother with chat up lines just get straight to the point?Ok, lets try this then -Rumble:Alright love, i saw u from over there and thought yer tits looked quite nice so i gave u a second look an noticed u had a short skirt on.That made me think that u was easy an i started finkin about bendin u over the bar and bangin yer brains out, but that's not very sociable so i stopped myself. Instead i came over to let you know that u look like the sorta girl who'd shag me tonight and, well, i want a shag. So f*ck all that "can i buy u a drink love", lets just get outta here so u can get down to the business......Girl:Ok then, and just so u don't have to wonder what my tits are like, i'll get them out now. Here ya go.... Oh, and by the way - I have a Smelly Gash!Is that the sort of thing u do when you're out?HA HA I'M JOKING BEFORE U GET OFFENDED!

[Chase]

That's low!

[DJ Rumble]

Just askin..... :roll: he he he

[Kayla]

i got an a level in chat up lines. do ya sleep on ya stomach ???  cos if u dont, can i ?do ya like flowers ????  ... well ya can put ya tulips round me co*k !wanna play carnival ??? u sit on my face and ill guess ya weight !wanna play army ??? ill lie down and u blow the hell out of me !come and sit on my lap and we will chat about the first thing that pops up.alright sexy, wanna go halves on a baby ?thats dress looks nice, would look even better on my bedroom floor though !wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !people call me coffee, coz i grind so fine !i am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.thats all i can remember so far !

soooooo cheesy

[Twister]

LADâââ‰â¢S ever had a girl chat you up? Whatâââ‰â¢s the deal with âââ¬ÃâI donâââ‰â¢t usually do this butâââ¬Ã¦Ã¢ââ¬Ã why do girls use that line.GIRLS what line would you use?

[Kayla]

oi oi thats what me and carlie say (not in this situation tho)i dont use chat up lines, i got natural charm ha ha ha ha ha

[Twister]

Thatâââ‰â¢s just it. Ok let me tell you hoe it goes (from experience) girl walks across the dance floor towards you with an âââ¬ÃÅIâââ‰â¢m shyâââ‰â¢ look on her faceâââ¬Ã¦. You see her coming; half way there she looks back at her mate(s) who are egging her on to go over to him. She finally gets to him and saysâââ¬Ã¦..âââ¬ÃÂI donâââ‰â¢t usually do this butâââ¬Ã¦.âââ¬ÃÂ

[Kayla]

no we dont use it in that term (well i dont anyway) ask one of your experiances darling!

[Twister]

Come onâââ¬Ã¦. I have had that on more then 1 occasion and you know the other thingâââ¬Ã¦ after âââ¬ÃâI donâââ‰â¢t usually do this butâââ¬Ã¦Ã¢ââ¬Ã you find the line âââ¬ÃâI was just over there with my friendsâââ¬Ã (pointing in the direction of the friends who are all waving)

[Kayla]

it was probably a dare ha ha ha

[Twister]

is that how it is?

[Kayla]

most probably so if any other girl comes up to ya what out for "i don't usually do this but...""my friends over there" *points and waves*cause it is most probably a dare or a bet

[Twister]

i can assure you it wasnt a dare.... if it was then some people will do a lot more than others for a dare! :wink:

[VickieB]

i can assure you it wasnt a dare.... if it was then some people will do a lot more than others for a dare! :wink:

[Kayla]

ha ha ha it was a bet then!

[Twister]

does it have to take a bet to talk to me then?

[Kayla]

all depends on how easy you are to talk to!

[Twister]

Iâââ‰â¢m the most laid back easy to talk to person you will ever meet

[Afro Man]

yea, he is approachable!

[Twister]

Thank you

[Carlie.S]

I have to judge hes approah-able-ness myself now! haha

[Twister]

when ever you want. just come and say hello! have you seen me b4 then?

[Carlie.S]

Yeah one more than one occasion, if your the right person?...lol

[Twister]

i have always been the same person i am working in the scene a lot. what do you look like

[Carlie.S]

Yeah i think it is you, think i see you at the bike fesitival too, with cosmic...?Erm i'll sort a picture out.....Or while im at work check my face-pic page on my profile....its reallly really old but u can get an idea...???