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Its like he learnt from a old Pro Evo when they didnt have the license to have the proper names

lol those fake player names were ridiculous. I used to spend f*cking days editing every single one. This new generation doesn't know they're born.

Man like Roberto Larcos

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my newcastle dons are FUMING

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Newcastle United have been thrown into crisis by the resignation of its managing director, Derek Llambias, with immediate effect on Wednesday morning.

 
Apart from acting as Newcastle's effective chairman and running the club on a day-to-day basis, Llambias was a close ally and champion of Alan Pardew whose position as manager has never seemed less secure.
 
Llambias's sudden exit appears a direct consequence of Mike Ashley, the club's owner's, decision to appoint Joe Kinnear as Newcastle's new director of football. It is understood Llambias was not involved in this appointment and did not appreciate Kinnear's suggestion that, from now on, the MD would restrict himself to financial rather than footballing matters.
 
Moreover during an outlandish radio interview on Monday night Kinnear talked about "Llambezee" and claimed he had recently resigned as director of football. This was a position Llambias, a long time ally of Ashley's recruited from the casino business and a key mover in Pardew's appointment as manager, had never held.
 
In a statement issued early this morning Newacastle said: "The club can announce that managing director, Derek Llambias, has resigned from his position with immediate effect.
 
"Derek said "I have had an incredible journey during my five years at the club, including some challenging times. I will reflect with great fondness on my time in the North East and, in me, Newcastle United have a lifelong supporter.
 
"I want to thank the staff for their hard work, our fans for their support of the club, and wish them all well for the future."
 
In Llambais Pardew, who along with chief scout Graham Carr, is now answerable to Kinnear, has now lost the man who habitually fought his corner in debates with Ashley.
 
Llambias, who has worked closely with United owner Mike Ashley since he took over the club in 2007, has polarised opinions of the club's fans during his time at St James' Park.
 
He has overseen the sales of some of the club's most popular players, such as Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan, while also being involved in controversial decisions such as the one to appoint Kinnear as manager in 2008 and changing the name of the club's famous ground.
 
There have been positives too – the club's smart recruitment and wage policy was heralded when they finished fifth in the 2012-13 season – but a troubled last campaign stirred things up once more.
 
Llambias arrived at Newcastle in the summer of 2008 and was criticised by the supporters for being part of a so-called "Cockney Mafia", comprising himself, Ashley, Tony Jimenez and Dennis Wise, who was installed as a director of football.
 
Between them they signed a number of previously unheard-of players, some of which have proved successful – Fabricio Coloccini and Jonás Guttiérez – while others, such as Xisco, failed to impress.
 

what a joke of a club

 

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:lmao:

 

beg kinnear takes post and pre match press conferences 

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Newcastle's Derek Llambias quit after Joe Kinnear pulled the plug on Douglas transfer

New director of football had never heard of FC Twente defender. Who has played in Champions League. and been in Holland squad

 

Who he? Kinnear didn't know Douglas from Adam

 

Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias quit in a row over a player to become the first victim of Joe Kinnear's controversial reign.

The Mirror can reveal Llambias resigned just hours after being forced to pull the plug on signing FC Twente defender Douglas.

Kinnear, appointed as director of football on Tuesday, claimed he had never heard of the Brazilian player.

Now, the Magpies' highly-respected chief scout Graham Carr could be the next to go.

 

It is believed Carr is considering his future after being told he must report to Kinnear.

Llambias is understood to have spent months lining up a Bosman-style free transfer for 25-year-old centre-half Douglas, who was linked with Newcastle as far back as last summer, and a deal was in place.

 

But Llambias - called "Llambezee" by Kinnear in one of the radio interviews carried out to mark the former Toon manager's return to St James' Park in a new role - did a sudden U-turn on Tuesday night and was forced to tell Douglas that the deal was off following Kinnear's intervention.

Kinnear - whose appointment has caused astonishment - sounded out former FC Twente boss Steve McClaren, because he was not aware of Douglas.

This even though the player has been at one of Holland's leading clubs for six years, turning out for them in the Champions League against teams such as Inter Milan and Tottenham and as they reached the last eight of the Europa League in 2010-11.

Hours later, Llambias offered his resignation. It is clear he did not feel he could carry on working under Kinnear.

 

Llambias was one of manager Alan Pardew's big supporters and backed him when owner Mike Ashley became concerned last season as Newcastle flirted with relegation. Carr is Newcastle's ace talent spotter and has been responsible for unearthing some of their most successful signings, but Kinnear has insisted he now is in charge of transfers.

 
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i really wana know what mike is thinking.

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Mike Ashley has defied logic by appointing a human hand grenade to take charge of Newcastle United's affairs

 

Those seeking employment in Mike Ashley’s day-job empire are required to “have the drive, commitment and desire to thrive in a customer focused store”.

 

Even SportsDirect’s annual report trumpets Ashley’s business as the “consumers’ champion”. So why such current disregard for the customers and consumers otherwise known as Newcastle supporters?

 

Ashley’s appointment of Joe Kinnear as director of football on a three-year contract has been greeted with inevitable dismay by the majority of them. Their anger understandably intensified when Kinnear made derogatory remarks about them, questioning their intelligence in a radio interview. A SportsDirect employee showing such a lack of respect to customers would not last long.

 

Since it emerged that Kinnear was returning to St James’ Park, the spotlight has primarily shone on the ebullient, often foul-mouthed, always opinionated Dubliner with the gift of the gaffe. After four years out of the game, Kinnear was hardly going to turn down the opportunity of such an influential role at such a prominent club. Three years’ money? Thank you very much.

 

It is pointless blaming Kinnear. The real question is why Ashley has rolled this 66-year-old human hand grenade through St James’ Park (unless it is an elaborate plan to try the patience of Alan Pardew to the point where the manager walks).

 

Ashley knows that Newcastle fans themselves will not walk away, that they are not like SportsDirect customers who can switch to another store if the service or goods are poor. Newcastle fans are loyal.

 

St James’ Park dominates the city landscape figuratively and emotionally. Season‑tickets are a laminated show of faith. Deciding not to renew is a huge and painful step. Ashley understands that. So why push some towards considering cutting bonds made at birth?

 

At the very least, some fans may simply record their dissent by limiting expenditure at the club shop, at the catering outlets, affecting Ashley’s profits.

 

Ashley is a brilliant businessman, an entrepreneur who incentivises his SportsDirect workforce to deliver impressive returns. I have only ever had five minutes in his company but even during that fleeting period it was impossible not to admire his sharp analytical mind.

 

He took a couple of the footballing issues of the day, dismantled them and then put them back together, suggesting possible solutions. So his alienating of Newcastle fans defies the logic he applies to his working life.

 

So where to go from here? First, Ashley needs to remind Kinnear of some of the principles that make SportsDirect so successful. The new director of football has to show more respect to fans, staff and players.

 

Creative tension may work in rock bands and theatrical troupes but teams and clubs need unity. Togetherness was one of the key ingredients of Wimbledon under Kinnear in the Nineties. There were some feisty characters in the dressing-room but they usually stood shoulder to shoulder when it counted, when the opposition threatened most.

 

At Wimbledon, some of the players would talk positively about Kinnear’s man-management qualities, the way he challenged them to do better. Marcus Gayle improved under Kinnear’s constant coaxing. When Gayle suffered a dip in form for the then Premier League side, Kinnear would shout: “Do you want to go back to where you come from?” Back to the third tier.

 

If Ashley’s gamble is to pay off, he needs Kinnear to appreciate that the game has changed, that motivating modern millionaires requires more subtlety than his Wimbledon rhetoric. Footballers now are far more sensitive than the old Crazy Gang. If Kinnear wants to keep Newcastle’s best players, he cannot refer to Yohan Cabaye as Yohan Kebab. He called Charles N’Zogbia Charles Insomnia in 2009 and the winger left. It is disrespectful.

 

I have interviewed Kinnear down the years and he is a far shrewder individual than the circus act currently filling bulletins and headlines. He must know this aggressive stance is dangerous. Ashley might want Kinnear to shake Newcastle up, avoiding a repeat of last season’s wobble, but not to the extent of civil war.

 

It is hard to imagine Ashley allowing one of his executives to belittle those business reporters who help to shape the image of SportsDirect. Kinnear should urgently rethink his denigrating of what he calls the “snidey press”, who are actually individuals who care about the club and spend their life chronicling its importance to so many.

 

Deliberately fostering a stressful environment is also hardly sensible for somebody who suffered a heart attack in 1999 and underwent heart bypass surgery in 2009. Kinnear should calm down and make some friends in one of the country’s friendliest cities.

 

Ashley also needs to advise Kinnear that his old recruiting grounds, lower leagues and non-League, are not as fertile as before. Newcastle have enjoyed success bringing in players from France. Ashley needs Kinnear to work well with the chief scout, Graham Carr, whose talent-spotting skills are much admired by other chairmen.

 

Newcastle’s statement must have made painful reading for Carr and Pardew, saying they “will report into Joe”. Kinnear is in charge. The new director of football insists he will not pick the team but he’s above the man who does. Pardew has effectively been downgraded to first-team coach, unfair on a decent manager.

 

This is no way to run a club or a business.

 

:lol: @ human hand grenade

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