Newcastle thread - Joe Kinnear Confirmed as DOF

[HangTheDJ]

Who is he?

Managed Wimbledon in their succesful spell. mid-late 90's.

[Guest Cipher]

Might aswell bring Jesus back to manage someone.

[Mic Man]

oh sh*t, them old school guys there.

[King Poetic]

17 managers rejecting. lol.

[Flojo]

I repeated Joe Kinnear out loud 4 times when I read the title. Wtf, Newcastle are actually playing up to the title of Premiership Jesters.

[gattsu]

execellent news loool

[Guest Medic]

proves wises runs everything, will probably get ousted once a buyer is found thats why the contract is short term. if no-one is found then it might be long term.rubbish manager though.

[Wavant]

17 managers rejecting. lol.

[Michel Kane]

Joe Kinnear?LMFAO

[Zdot]

haha, never heard of him.**goes to put a bet on that newcastle will get relegated&&

[Necksta]

This has got to be a f*ck*ng joke. Seriously.Every day, supporting Newcastle decreases your life by at least a month, I swear.

[MrJibbles]

Joe Kinnear has got the job.New crazy gang?Mick Quinn is on the phone - he says 17 managers have turned the job down so Kinnear is the 18th choice lol.O'Leary is pissed, he wanted it and wasnt even in the first 18.

Lol at Micky Quinn I HATE this guy, he jibber jabbers so much the fat c*nt.Lol Joe Kinnear woooooooooow

[Flojo]

This has got to be a f*ck*ng joke. Seriously.Every day, supporting Newcastle decreases your life by at least a month, I swear.

Pissed for you, but I cant lie I'm creasing as I write this.

[Mr Q]

actual paramount comedy.

[Roy Batty]

Joe Kinnear must be missing those heart attacks...

[Guest LucaPiano]

Joe Kinnear is more succesull manager in the Premiership then Juande Ramos.He will murk

[Skam!]

[Uncle Larry]

proves wises runs everything, will probably get ousted once a buyer is found thats why the contract is short term. if no-one is found then it might be long term.rubbish manager though.

John Fashinue as he's assistant loooooool

[Teee]

HES FAT, HES ROUND, HES TAKIN NEWCASTLE DOWN! JOE KINNEARJOE KNNNERRR!!

[Roy Batty]

May as well bring in Justin Fashanu as his assistant, for all it is worth.

[Guest Swiftie]

King Kevin they called the messiahIn the league he would take them up higherHe fell out with the BoardAnd the Toon Army roaredNow the club's in a bit of a mireFor transfers he got not one nickelSo for quality Kev could not stickleSo he walked out the doorGeordie jaws hit the floorNow the club's in a bit of a pickleKev's hair used to be just like bramblesIt's true on occasion he ramblesBut now he's awayThere'll be hell to payCos the club's in a bit of a shambles

[Wavant]

May as well bring in Justin Fashanu as his assistant, for all it is worth.

Deep.

[housed]

May as well bring in Justin Fashanu as his assistant, for all it is worth.

and erika johnson as the clubs secertary

[Captain Planet]

[scared of who?]

LMAO, mans senile. He dont even remember his last job.

“The last time was with Nottingham Forest, and that was about 18 months ago.”

I feel to say f*ck this club, but to be honest this is the kind of bullshit I've come to expect.