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Nothings ever perfect thoughMoretime I use the three seashellsTTKK
*spuds*3shells.jpg
sylvester_stallone_demolition_man_0.jpg*Nods head*
*spuds both, dyes hair blonde*

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Nothings ever perfect thoughMoretime I use the three seashellsTTKK
*spuds*3shells.jpg
PMSL.

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i do the ac slater from saved by the bell,which invloveds straddling the toilet, so ur balls are facing the back of the toilet :ph34r:

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AC SLATERING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_______.

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

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