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Captain Planet

Time for a lil' summin to laugh at.

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"I am just going to see if the muscles are still working inside your rectum.. Damn, we seem to be out of sliepzs.. I will have to go in with a naked finger".
i lold."Strepthroat you say? Okay if you could just remove your trousers so we can get to work"

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Ok ive got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is u have a life threatening illness. And the good news? That new receptionist with the huge breasts puts out for perscription drugs.

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"Are you pregnant?"this actually happened to me for real and then when i laughed and said do i look pregnant he plainfaced me and went "just answer the question.

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I'm too big a girl for you.
:lol::lol::lol::lol: 12/10
c/s
"I am just going to see if the muscles are still working inside your rectum.. Damn, we seem to be out of sliepzs.. I will have to go in with a naked finger".
:confused::confused: Dem man dere

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