Hugh Hefner Facing Bankruptcy

[DJ Stashman]

You know the economy has definitely reached crisis level when Playboy billionaire Hugh Hefner is being told to tighten his purse strings or face bankruptcy.Amid the plummeting Dow, Playboy saw it’s shares drop from $11.23 to $2.81, and Hef has been told to cut much of his staff at the New York and Los Angeles offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt.According to an insider, “Only the top brass has known for a while how bad things have been for Hef recently.”The news comes on the heels of rumors of the impending exits of girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. Photos of Hef’s number one gal getting cozy with magician Criss Angel in Las Vegas sparked rumors of an affair, then Hef’s youngest girlfriend was seen out and about with Philadelphia Eagles Hank Baskett III, whom she calls her “hero” on her Myspace page, along with “HB3 in LOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!!! ”There has recently been a bit of discord among The Girls Next Door, with both Kendra and Holly taking their grievances to Myspace.Adding to tension in the Mansion are reports that Hef has become smitten with buxom brunette, Dasha Astafieva.And the staff cutbacks? Spokeswoman Elizabeth Austin would not confirm the layoffs, saying: “It is our policy not to comment on corporate matters such as employee issues.”http://www.danewz.com/2008/09/hugh-hefner-facing-bankruptcy/

[ReZiW]

*Insert the who cares meter*

[Trilliam]

wow america is sliiiping.

[JDC]

f*ck a duckheff facing bankruptcy? thats f*cked up

[tino]

he needs to give me some of those snow bunnies to cut cost

[Sozes]

Allow bein a playboy bunny right now coz couple of them r facin eviciton like its the big brother final

[JGGB]

*Insert the who cares meter*

[abc123]

Not surprised tbh. I read that he doesn't even own the playboy mansion himself, its owned by several shareholders of the playboy company.

[kurious]

maybe now he will start looking for some black chicks half price*dusts off cv*

[Guest Flava Dave]

no one even buys pron mags or pays for pay per view pornman is so ice age

[Guest Swiftie]

maybe now he will start looking for some black chicks half price*dusts off cv*

How much we talking here

[djbmc]

maybe now he will start looking for some black chicks half price*dusts off cv*

lulz

[Brandnew]

no one even buys pron mags or pays for pay per view pornman is so ice age

them onez

[kurious]

maybe now he will start looking for some black chicks half price*dusts off cv*

How much we talking here

LOL*writes figure on paper, slides it in ur direction*

[Creamy]

no one even buys pron mags or pays for pay per view pornman is so ice age

them onez

bruv have u ever actually bought a copy of PLayboy?shits actually got writing in it, like proper articles, about stuffshits bizarre