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In this thread we (the men) smoke cigars and share sex tips.The ladies walk around in their maid uniforms and serve us cognac and such. They put their hands up when they want to talk and are only allowed to talk if they are sharing techniques or else they must be silent.So that means no cosigns and definitely no lol's. Go.

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not even a rape tingbut when I had sex for the second time of my life it was with a girl who was a virgin she was all scared and sh*t told her its coolI drew for the [scropz]arbok[scorpz] and threw that in her c*nt she goes nah its too much and she feels like she is doing suttin wrongtold her shh let me take care of it like man was experinced lmfaotook 2 strokes she goes allow it nah stop itI stoppedShe then gave the green light3 strokes or so she goes stopI stopped and we kissed and she said ok go onThird time she said stop after about 1minthought f*ck that i was in my grove I just continued she was all stop stop stop it and shitI nutted then cutgot a text back saying she wanted to see me again thought f*ck thatso yeah if a girl says no you continue

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not even a rape tingbut when I had sex for the second time of my life it was with a girl who was a virgin she was all scared and sh*t told her its coolI drew for the [scropz]arbok[scorpz] and threw that in her c*nt she goes nah its too much and she feels like she is doing suttin wrongtold her shh let me take care of it like man was experinced lmfaotook 2 strokes she goes allow it nah stop itI stoppedShe then gave the green light3 strokes or so she goes stopI stopped and we kissed and she said ok go onThird time she said stop after about 1minthought f*ck that i was in my grove I just continued she was all stop stop stop it and shitI nutted then cutgot a text back saying she wanted to see me again thought f*ck thatso yeah if a girl says no you continue
Same thing happened to me sort of expect she was crying and my concious wouldn't allow me to go on.But then she was like go on again and so I did but I just couldn't climax looking into her teary eyes I felt like some rapist so I just thought forget this and got dressed.
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not even a rape tingbut when I had sex for the second time of my life it was with a girl who was a virgin she was all scared and sh*t told her its coolI drew for the [scropz]arbok[scorpz] and threw that in her c*nt she goes nah its too much and she feels like she is doing suttin wrongtold her shh let me take care of it like man was experinced lmfaotook 2 strokes she goes allow it nah stop itI stoppedShe then gave the green light3 strokes or so she goes stopI stopped and we kissed and she said ok go onThird time she said stop after about 1minthought f*ck that i was in my grove I just continued she was all stop stop stop it and shitI nutted then cutgot a text back saying she wanted to see me again thought f*ck thatso yeah if a girl says no you continue
Same thing happened to me sort of expect she was crying and my concious wouldn't allow me to go on.But then she was like go on again and so I did but I just couldn't climax looking into her teary eyes I felt like some rapist so I just thought forget this and got dressed.
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One tip I would give to girls which is a pretty basic and obvious one but I feel a lot of you forget is if you know you're going to f*ck I beg you clean before so.If you're coming from home just give the vag a little wash or something I dunno.Don't wanna bend you over for doggy and then get a whiff of something ghastly.Oh and PC muscles.TFS4DK

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Oh yeah, drinking a magnum makes sex more fun (well it sure did for me).I back slome of that, and was f*ck*ng my girl like it was a porn scene from Big League Booty 8. Proper busting nuff angles and positions. I actually was f*ck*ng like I was on camera.I'm trying to find a shop that sells it in Coventry.

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also ye unless a chick is screamin stop stop i wont.but u do know that by her sayin no and us continuing its officially rape.i have come to terms with this face.
i can't c/s this enoughmany timeschicks are goin on long, sayin 'no' but once arbok goes in and the thrustration beginssnm bslide attack was super effective
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Oh yeah, drinking a magnum makes sex more fun (well it sure did for me).I back slome of that, and was f*ck*ng my girl like it was a porn scene from Big League Booty 8. Proper busting nuff angles and positions. I actually was f*ck*ng like I was on camera.I'm trying to find a shop that sells it in Coventry.
where can i buy this?any jamaican shop yh?
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