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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1880965.eceA DELUDED 007 wannabe fooled cops into believing he was an MI5 agent — and even made an arrest.Michael Newitt spent two years posing as an “anti-terror commander”.He had a police siren fitted to his car, flashed impressive fake ID and armed himself with replica guns — even sleeping with a James Bond-style Walther pistol and silencer.Newitt, 41, used his siren and blue flashing lights to nick a drunk driver on the M6. The driver was handed over to local cops and later pleaded guilty in court.Newitt, a failed businessman, also strolled into a police station in Hinckley, Leics, and ordered a sergeant to give him a new pocket book. And he put CMG after his name to represent a fictional honour given to Bond in From Russia With Love.34gpr2v.jpgPolice were called when bailiffs tried to seize his car — and smooth-talking Newitt ordered the officer to sign an Official Secrets Act declaration acknowledging his confidential status. But the Walter Mitty-style fantasist was rumbled after tipping off cops about a drug dealer.A PC with military experience was suspicious of his “commander” title and launched a probe.Dad-of-five Newitt, of Osgathorpe, Leics, wept yesterday as he admitted a string of fake ID and firearms offences. He was jailed for two years at Leicester Crown Court.

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Guest DN Braund

hw is man gonna get 2 years for helpin the feds?see even when u try they f*ck u overf*ck them

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hw is man gonna get 2 years for helpin the feds?see even when u try they f*ck u overf*ck them
good point.in the eyes of the law its just identity fraud init. he could of been con man for all they care.

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In other NewsBudgie set on fire by yob, 14A BOY of 14 appeared in court yesterday for setting fire to a neighbour’s budgie with a DIY flame-thrower.The yob was drunk when he crept through a back door and ignited a deodorant can to burn the bird.The blackened budgie, which belonged to an eight-year-old girl, was treated for singed feathers and skin damage but will recover.The boy, of Brecon, South Wales, told cops he did it “for a laugh”.He admitted causing unnecessary suffering to an animal and was banned from keeping pets for a year by his local youth court.He must also pay £31.43 to the girl for vet bills, paid off at £2 per week deducted from his pocket money. Where is the f*ck*ng Justice in this world? Banned from owning pets and a £30 fine.............. Mankind is seriously losing.

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41year old NEEEEEEEEEK!

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