QUESTION.

[THUNDER CLAP]

Last night I PISSED the bed. f*ck*ng PISSED the bed. I think the last time I pissed the bed was when I was about 17. (adolescent bedwetter, I think it's because I am clinically insane) anyhow, it was the first time in SEVEN years I wet the bed. I woke up half way through the piss and had to go downstairs to the toilet to finish it off. I think I'm a bit over worked TBH.Anyway. Has anyone else ever wet the bed at a late age?What would you do if your partner pissed the bed whilst you were in it? Would you have a cow or enjoy it?

[Superstition]

If my partner did that I would start rolling around in it and singing Fields of Gold tbh

[Uncle Man]

nah but i got drunk went sleep woke up and took a piss in the bin in my kitchen insted of the bin in the bathroom i hated myself the next day real talk yh if my partner pissed the bed i definitly wudnt enjoy it but my reaction wud depend on my mood etc if it was a regular occurence ie more than once id refer her to a psychiatrist real talk

[JGGB]

Point and laugh tbh

[X-T]

Stick his face near it and tell him off like a puppy.

[FackOffInnit]

this is a sign that it's time to start working those kegal muscles!!

[THUNDER CLAP]

I just don't understand. I do my pelvic floors everyday, I've even got this special thing that you insert inside yourself and clench your muscles. Could it be stress?

[Uncle Man]

maybe ashmaster flash is doing the hand in warm water trick

[Trilliam]

pissed.

[X-T]

I just don't understand. I do my pelvic floors everyday, I've even got this special thing that you insert inside yourself and clench your muscles. Could it be stress?

Possibilty, adult bedwetting can be caused by trauma and stress. Aren't you in to holistic medicine, heal yourself woman.

[THUNDER CLAP]

I am but I think I've picked up bad vibrations man. I'm very sensitive like that.

[the_one]

liar.

[THUNDER CLAP]

What? I 100% pissed the bed. I even told Messygyal I pissed the bed on the phone. She's coming round tomorrow, I'll let her sniff the sheets and she can confirm if you'd like.I DID WET THE BED.

[Guest Logster]

If my partner did that I would start rolling around in it and singing Fields of Gold tbh

I creased.Fully.

[the_one]

im sorry. But nah i refuse 2 believe dat sum experienced 20+ bosh wet the bed.

[Axiom]

tit for tat tbhwould take out arbok and piss all over her ugly mug

[THUNDER CLAP]

Trust. I would not lie about pissing my sheets. I was suprised myself, as I said, I aint done that sh*t since I was 17. As I had a bedwetting problem in my teens. Never even had a sleepover because of it. Pissed.

[Ari Gold]

Ceazy did you have a troubled child hood?I can't understand why your so mad

[THUNDER CLAP]

No, I had a great childhood. Loved every moment, my best memories are from childhood.I don't know why I suffer from insanity, just came on, which is a shame because I've never drank alcohol ever, didn't smoke until I was 19 and had my first spliff at TWENTY. YES TWENTY! I guess it's just like any other illness which just comes on. In all honesty though I partly blame it being almost soley raised by my single dad since aged 12.

[Trim]

cant be serious

[Lofa]

The only way i am ever wetting my bed is when i go into labour.

[JLovely]

The only way i am ever wetting my bed is when i go into labour.

You gotta look out for stuff comin out the other end too whilst in labour!!

[speakerbox]

I just don't understand. I do my pelvic floors everyday, I've even got this special thing that you insert inside yourself and clench your muscles. Could it be stress?

Possibilty, adult bedwetting can be caused by trauma and stress.

could be stress related tbh

[SLEAZE BALL]

Eugh @ women shitting themselves during labour

What? I 100% pissed the bed. I even told Messygyal I pissed the bed on the phone. She's coming round tomorrow, I'll let her sniff the sheets and she can confirm if you'd like.

The way im laughing right nowYou lot are SICK!!!!No morals