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How can a tiny fly feel to just make its way into my left nostril.Bitch flew all the way to the back aswell.I swallowed the bastard it's going to meet my enzymes.*Carries on eating sheperd's pie*

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Guest Brother Mouzone

I have to agree with him ^It was probably cotching on your cheek with its fam and you didn't mind, so it thought, 'why not?' and decided to fly into your hideously flared nostrils.

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Guest Brother Mouzone
lol @ any fly that goes up my nosewould catch brain aids instantly
Them braids there.

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When a fly goes into your eye the pain would make the biggest man distraught.I got a fly in my eye whilst riding at speeds through a feild on a crosser, it actually clothes-lined me off the bike. Couldn't see weel for two or three days.

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remember when a wasp got into my hood. cotdamm see me doing a striptease down the road.. pple laughing like a give a f*ck.

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lol @ any fly that goes up my nosewould catch brain aids instantly
Them braids there.
:lol::lol:

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remember when a wasp got into my hood. cotdamm see me doing a striptease down the road.. pple laughing like a give a f*ck.
lol dem ones

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