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From: Jane GillesDate: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Overdue accountDear David,Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.Yours sincerely, Jane GillesFrom: David ThorneDate: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pmTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane,I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.spider.jpgRegards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07amTo: David ThorneSubject: Overdue accountDear David,Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.Yours sincerely, Jane GillesFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane,Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.Regards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Overdue accountDear David,You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?Yours sincerely, Jane GillesFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane,Yes please.Regards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue accountAttachedspider.jpgFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Whose spider is that?Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.Regards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Whose spider is that?Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.Yours sincerely, Jane GillesFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Automated Out of Office ResponseThankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.Regards, David.From: David ThorneDate: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.spider2.jpgRegards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.Yours sincerely, Jane GillesFrom: David ThorneDate: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pmTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.Regards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?Attachedspider2.jpgsource : http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847
I was laughing soo hard when i read this

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