Best out of office replies

[Dj Rosso]

Something for the office bods little mail i just got :Best out of office replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail toget the position. Be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything atall.3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send meuntil I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mailwill be deleted in the order it was received.4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged ̣̉5.99 forthe first ten words and ̣̉1.99 for each additional word in your message.5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and isunable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and trysending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how manyin-duh-viduals did this over and over).6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system..You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 19 weeks.7. I've run away to join a different circus.AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons..When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Michael'.

[Carlie.S]

Ha ha ha ..i should try a few of them!

[Dj Rosso]

Funky's gonna use number 8 he aint really going Magaluf !!!!!

[Mr. Gayle]

lol

[Mz Boyage]

5 & 8.... jokes!!!!