Petitions to number 10

[Grafter]

couple i found amusing, the rejected ones are the best

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to impose a maximum weight limit for women wearing stiletto heels as they pose a massive threat to other members of the public on dance floors and in crowded bars nationwide We, the flip-flop and ballet pump wearing females of society are sick of bruised and battered feet which occur after a night out. Fat careless women are standing on us and it really hurts! Stilletto heels concentrate an already substantial weight in a small area creating a hazard for all society. Please make it stop.

Petition RejectedThis petition has been rejected because:It was outside the remit or powers of the Prime Minister and Government

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Rebecca Olugbode-ReidPensioners deserve decent Pay. The wages of the pensioners are just too poor in the UK and needs to be reviewed. At least every pensioner should be allowed to receive every month, three quarters of their last monthly pay. This will help prevent and eradicate poorverty in the elderly, and make everybody happy in the UK, and it will be in the history of our Prime Minister, who is one of the best Prime Minister in the world. Labour Government will always be on top. We have all worked hard, let us enjoy our old age, not suffering. Sincerely,Rebecca

This petition has been rejected because:It contained wording that is impossible to understand

you can make a petition about anything, an it gets readhttp://petitions.number10.gov.uk/list/rejected?sort=deadline

[Guest Flat Ericó]

swear goddaz wrote that second one

[Hernandez Balcazar]

im sooo hungry

[djbmc]

lmfao, lol@ the reason the second one got rejected.

[Alejandro Sosa]

they reply to everything?Get to it Vip2, and I will return to this thread later.