Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[Thizz]

Spoiler

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Football has taken its toll

 

Looked finished today 

[Thizz]

Holding the team back?

[Mame Biram Diouf]

6 minutes ago, Thizz said:

Holding the team back?

Yep

 

Wanna see 

 

Martial - - - - - Rashford-------Lingard/Mykt

-----------------------Mykt/Mata---------------------

------------Pogba----------Carrick-----------------

--Blind------Bailey-----Smalling-----Valencia-

[O Fenomeno]

Imagine Ibra & Berba in the same XI

[Haze-e]

Please learn to use paragraphs and correct spacing. Don't think I've read more than 5% of your posts because of these walls of text.

 

Disgusts my eyes.

[O Fenomeno]

1 hour ago, Iceberg said:

Was thinking the same thing

Could rotate him with Ibra 

Two veteran "footballers" who play the same position in the same squad at the same time under Mourinho? Nah surely not 

[i5_PRODUCER]

Will finish highest scorer in the prem this season.

[Thizz]

PMSL

[Mame Biram Diouf]

47 minutes ago, Thizz said:

PMSL

?

[Thizz]

Won't happen. 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

King Zlat >>>>>

 

Played the most minutes for us this season to date (minus being the best #9 in the league)

 

Not bad for a 35 year old 

[Thizz]

Mad that he's not holding the team back now. 

 

/

 

 

[Heero Yuy]

11 minutes ago, Thizz said:

Mad that he's not holding the team back now. 

 

/

 

 

 

 

 

[i5_PRODUCER]

All coming together nicely.

He stays one more season and we bring in another ST to compliment Rashford.

When you watch him you can see this guy demands 1000%. Get's onto Rashford/Pogba/Mkhi HARD.

Fuck knows how we would perform without him tbh. That in itself is a problem.

[Yoshie]

https://streamable.com/ku4nm

[Agony]

On 4/11/2016 at 2:46 PM, The Infamous said:

Lol @ zlatan playing with a guy like mike smalling

 

vem?

 

[The Infamous]

man that league cup final was epic

 

most dominant final in english soil since stevie against west ham

 

what a guy. hope he never retires 

[Kuffir]

lolsmh

[Gambino]

Banned for the Chelsea FA Cup game SMH.

[The King]

Needed a rest anyway

[kerser]

Done well but overall a very bad buy as you didn't win the league 

Is he gonna stay next season?

 

Situation is nearly as bad as ours !!!

[Agony]

LOL, he wasn't a bad buy, he's been a great free signing and he's not the reason we didn't win the league. The problem is our sidemen let him down this season in comparison to the teams around us.

For example 

Kane has 20 league goals, his sidemen Alli is not far behind him with 16 goals, Son has 12 goals, Eriksen has 7 goals.

Costa has 17 league goals, Hazard has 14, Pedro has 7, Willian has 6, Alonso has 5.

Sanchez has 18 league goals, Theo has 10, Giroud has 9, Ozil has 6.

Zlatan has 17 league goals and instead of at least 2 of his sideman being on double figures for the season the next top scorers is Mata with 6 goals, Mkhitaryan, Rashford and Pogba with 4 goals, Martial with 3 goals and United/England's all time goalscorer with 2 goals.

Zlatan has been our Goku this season but instead of going into battle alongside Vegeta and Gohan he ended up with Yamcha and Mr. Satan.

He'll stay if qualify for the CL by finishing in the top 4 or winning the Europa League final which will be held in his home country.