Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[Fresh]

Pmsl the saxa throughout this thread

[Mame Biram Diouf]

4 minutes ago, Fresh said:

Pmsl the saxa throughout this thread

Love it

 

Roll on the start of the season 

[Fresh]

Ice

Thizz

Lahi

Porchy

 

All due to come with she's butters anyway bars

[Anderson]

Went driving range earlier in my barca ibra shirt all grinning teet

What am i doing? The excitement got me acting like a 6 year old kid

[Yoshie]

On 04/06/2016 at 0:09 AM, Iceberg said:

Odd slashed on him to celtic 

now bookies fav

Did you bet?

[i5_PRODUCER]

Rooney? pmsl. Absolutely no bass and Zlatan will see for himself.

1 or 2 days and the whole squad will have switched allegiances.

Rashford and Martial getting a year or 2 of tutoring 

Going to be like when Gohan jumped in the hyperbolic time chamber with Goku and come out ssj

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Lolol 

 

WATTBA

[Gambino]

Found this shit very amusing.

 

1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early

 

[The Infamous]

Aint worried about ibrahimovic in 2017 

[Cole Des]

On 30/06/2016 at 10:20 PM, i5_PRODUCER said:

Rooney? pmsl. Absolutely no bass and Zlatan will see for himself.

1 or 2 days and the whole squad will have switched allegiances.

Rashford and Martial getting a year or 2 of tutoring 

Going to be like when Gohan jumped in the hyperbolic time chamber with Goku and come out ssj

 

0:35

[Cole Des]

0:26 till the end on repeat ftw

[O Fenomeno]

 

[i5_PRODUCER]

 

[i5_PRODUCER]

 

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

The Conglomerate

[O Fenomeno]

 

Mocking

[kerser]

Looking forward to hearing about his time from here in a book or whatever

/

.....

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Odds on him being dropped and scapegoated by xmas before being released in the summer? 

[O Fenomeno]

Same PSG who got smashed by Monaco and drew with St Etienne

 

pmsl

[Wavant]

No one cares about the French. 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

1 minute ago, Wavant said:

No one cares about the French. 

Irrelevant 

 

Once Veratti goes nobody will have any reason to watch them 

[O Fenomeno]

 

[Thizz]

No French team is ever gonna win the CL.

Even French managers can't do it.