Pissing on the establishment

[Davicious X]

So Im at Charing Cross train station yesterday with an immediate need to take a leak so I head for the toilets down stairs. On any normal day Id go down and just hop the barrier and go do my thang unless the toilet attendant is there (Like on this occasion) in which case I MIGHT put my hand in my wallet to draw for the greedy 40p they charging for me to take a piss.Unfortunately on this occasion I dont have any change on me and since I'd been out drinking the need to piss was even more powerful but the toilet attendant wasnt interested in giving me a bly which meant Id have to go back up the stairs to buy something which is just long.Now it could have been the alcohol or it could have been the feisty Jamaican in me but since the toilet attendant wasnt lettin me thru I whipped out the hose and proceeded to soak the entrance to the toilet. With a shake, rattle and roll I headed for my train, leavin a stunned African toilet attendant behind me.f*ck it, thats it Im not paying to take a piss ever again.Any one got any stories of them sticking 2 fingers up at the system?

[Dubby]

I like the puns in the title.Most I've got to pissing on the establishment is probably jumping on the bus/train without paying. Truth be told I'm a shook one when it comes to messin with it.

[JLovely]

THAT.....IS......FOUL!And may I request you do not attach being Jamaican to such horrible behaviour!

[Guest Flat Ericó]

wtf

[spiderman]

lol sick guy

[JOHN DOE]

f*ck*ng prick - as if the guys job is degrading enough- hope someone pisses on u in the near future

[Black Ant]

what the f*ck is wrong with ppl these dayssmh

[Percy]

THAT.....IS......FOUL!And may I request you do not attach being Jamaican to such horrible behaviour!

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[Mr. Air Max 90]

That's so badmind. The African had to sit there for the remainder of his shift whilst smelling the tangy whiff of your piss. He most probably had to clean it up as well.

[streets.]

Anyway, Charing Cross toilet staff are usually cool - I dont even try and put in money or speak to them. I was hop over the barrier and turn round to look at them which makes them think "I want to say something but dont want to be on the front cover of tomorrows London Lite"You pissing on the floor though is f*ck*ng filthy, and you didnt even wash your hands. Which leads me to believe you are naturally dirty and also do things when your drunk like hug and kiss other boys in "the pub for a laugh"

[Percy]

Actually this thread reminds me of when my brother and I went out and he needed to take a leak but couldnt find a spot so promptly went inside a phone box, prentended to make a call and just pissed in the coin slot.It was funny at the time but as I sit here thinking about it I'm disgusted and enraged.P.s he is from St Vincent.

[SLEAZE BALL]

I c/s your actionsPeople are goin on like man should have just stood there & pissed himselfAlso LOL @ being a grown man and not being able to piss with no hands

[Guest Flat Ericó]

Anyway, Charing Cross toilet staff are usually cool - I dont even try and put in money or speak to them. I was hop over the barrier and turn round to look at them which makes them think "I want to say something but dont want to be on the front cover of tomorrows London Lite"You pissing on the floor though is f*ck*ng filthy, and you didnt even wash your hands. Which leads me to believe you are naturally dirty and also do things when your drunk like hug and kiss other boys in "the pub for a laugh"

Lol

[Necksta]

No ratings. Wasteman antics.

[Roy Batty]

40 pence now. some 100% inflation going on.Train companies are all f*ck*ng cunts.

[Sozes]

The toilet attendant was just doing his job. Imagine how many crackheads or homeless people come to him with similar excuses. Then you pissed and made yourself look even more like a crackhead. Not cool

[Beavis]

I c/s your actionsPeople are goin on like man should have just stood there & pissed himselfAlso LOL @ being a grown man and not being able to piss with no hands

lol yea, if you gotta go, you gotta go

[Sinister]

Most Rail Toilets are used by homeless guys and fiends to shoot up.40p just means it keeps them out and can pay someone to maintain it.That is dread doing it bareface in front of him.Probably had to clean it up as well.

[Davicious X]

To be honest its not the type of antics I employ or would condone but its really not about tryin to hold in some piss when drunk cos its just that much harder to do.When Im drunk and need to piss I need to piss.Im certainly not proud of the actions but the African toilet feeder was being a d*ckhead so I had to show my disgust lol

[Sozes]

You ARE proud of your actions tho

[Guest Flat Ericó]

Lol he was doing his job not being a d*ckhead

[Ella]

SMFH

[Thizz]

LOL NEW YEARS DAY ABOUT 8AM ME AN MY BOY HOPPED THAT BARRIER AN DONE A LINE IN THERE.THE BRUDDA IN THERE DONE A LITTLE TOOT ASWELL HAHA.

[Guest28]

WTF, UR BLACK?

[bladerunner]

WTF, UR BLACK?