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Michael Jackson has died, reports say he had a heart attack after falling over the babys pram, but doctors say its too early to blame it on the buggieMichael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's wardJockeys at tomorrows race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history
leveling thowho actually believes the man was a paedo??
so if a 45 yr old slept in a bed wit ure lil sister and she could indentify his penis, you would not call him a peado. skeen
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People are going way over the top for someone who was a child abuser.This article sums it up for me:

Despite the media's best attempts, and possibly many people's dearest wishes, the death of Michael Jackson is not – to use that now overworn phrase, A Diana Moment. The mass reaction to Jackson's death is making everyone look even weirder than when they were still leaving flowers for "our angel" outside Kensington Palace a month after Diana's death, to say nothing of the expression of media love to the once vilified Jade Goody.Jackson's was not an unblemished life and this makes it tricky for the news channels and tweeting celebrities who long for nothing more than to bathe in the soapy, sudsy pleasure of hyperbolic adoration and eulogies. But anyone who watched the Martin Bashir 2003 documentary in which he talked about sharing a bed with 12-year-old cancer patient, Gavin Arvizo, is going to find this a little strange, if not dishonest. On one talkshow this morning, Anne Diamond claimed that "we should think about the good things about Michael, not the bad", which is, quite frankly, pretty impossible when looking at any photo of the increasingly disfigured singer.When Diana died, she was still – despite the unexpected alliance with the al-Fayed family – a beloved figure in the eyes of most people. Jackson has, outside the circle of his impressively devoted fans, never really claimed that mantle, despite his obvious need for love. Even at his high point in the 80s he was Wacko Jacko to the media, with his chimp and his oxygen tent, and for the past 15 years, ever since the first child abuse allegations from Jordy Chandler's family, whom he paid off with an estimated $20m, he has been a figure of freakishness.One of the interesting twists to the multiplicity of media now available 24 hours a day, coupled with the diminished importance of religion in most people's lives, the idea of A Big Event, one that you know everyone is thinking about, everyone is talking about, something that will bring a sense of community, is more desirable than ever. The death of Diana remains the most obvious example: some of the emotion behind the world's mourning was undoubtedly genuine, but it's impossible not to suspect that the excitement at just being part of a collective moment exacerbated it beyond any reasonable limits. The growth of the 24-hour news culture and the explosion of the gossip magazine industry, both of which require either constant change or, more commonly, heightened emotion, has only rendered this even more apparent, as the national media hysteria over Jade Goody's death made all too clear.Michael Jackson was a hugely talented individual – even more, dare one say it, than Diana. He also led an unquestionably sad and damaged life. But his death shows up, even more clearly than Goody's did, that the desire for collective emotion leads only to false emotion.http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/ci...michael-jackson
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some of the emotion behind the world's mourning was undoubtedly genuine, but it's impossible not to suspect that the excitement at just being part of a collective moment exacerbated it beyond any reasonable limits. The growth of the 24-hour news culture and the explosion of the gossip magazine industry, both of which require either constant change or, more commonly, heightened emotion, has only rendered this even more apparent, as the national media hysteria over Jade Goody's death made all too clear.Michael Jackson was a hugely talented individual – even more, dare one say it, than Diana. He also led an unquestionably sad and damaged life. But his death shows up, even more clearly than Goody's did, that the desire for collective emotion leads only to false emotion.http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/ci...michael-jackson
yeah, i agree with that, i think it also applies to the type of ppl who work themselves up into tears at a concert. they feel they should be doing it so that they look like the biggest fan, or part of some elite group.
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People are going way over the top for someone who was a child abuser.This article sums it up for me:
Despite the media's best attempts, and possibly many people's dearest wishes, the death of Michael Jackson is not – to use that now overworn phrase, A Diana Moment. The mass reaction to Jackson's death is making everyone look even weirder than when they were still leaving flowers for "our angel" outside Kensington Palace a month after Diana's death, to say nothing of the expression of media love to the once vilified Jade Goody.Jackson's was not an unblemished life and this makes it tricky for the news channels and tweeting celebrities who long for nothing more than to bathe in the soapy, sudsy pleasure of hyperbolic adoration and eulogies. But anyone who watched the Martin Bashir 2003 documentary in which he talked about sharing a bed with 12-year-old cancer patient, Gavin Arvizo, is going to find this a little strange, if not dishonest. On one talkshow this morning, Anne Diamond claimed that "we should think about the good things about Michael, not the bad", which is, quite frankly, pretty impossible when looking at any photo of the increasingly disfigured singer.When Diana died, she was still – despite the unexpected alliance with the al-Fayed family – a beloved figure in the eyes of most people. Jackson has, outside the circle of his impressively devoted fans, never really claimed that mantle, despite his obvious need for love. Even at his high point in the 80s he was Wacko Jacko to the media, with his chimp and his oxygen tent, and for the past 15 years, ever since the first child abuse allegations from Jordy Chandler's family, whom he paid off with an estimated $20m, he has been a figure of freakishness.One of the interesting twists to the multiplicity of media now available 24 hours a day, coupled with the diminished importance of religion in most people's lives, the idea of A Big Event, one that you know everyone is thinking about, everyone is talking about, something that will bring a sense of community, is more desirable than ever. The death of Diana remains the most obvious example: some of the emotion behind the world's mourning was undoubtedly genuine, but it's impossible not to suspect that the excitement at just being part of a collective moment exacerbated it beyond any reasonable limits. The growth of the 24-hour news culture and the explosion of the gossip magazine industry, both of which require either constant change or, more commonly, heightened emotion, has only rendered this even more apparent, as the national media hysteria over Jade Goody's death made all too clear.Michael Jackson was a hugely talented individual – even more, dare one say it, than Diana. He also led an unquestionably sad and damaged life. But his death shows up, even more clearly than Goody's did, that the desire for collective emotion leads only to false emotion.http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/ci...michael-jackson
nah this is just the guy saying he cares more about diana and unable to accept the great and positive affect mjs music has had on billions worldwide,if he writes this about jade goody fair enough but he/she is way off the mark saying ppl need to pretend to care about michael jackson dyingtypical media bisexual from hell with a return ticket tbh
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People are going way over the top for someone who was a child abuser.This article sums it up for me:
Despite the media's best attempts, and possibly many people's dearest wishes, the death of Michael Jackson is not – to use that now overworn phrase, A Diana Moment. The mass reaction to Jackson's death is making everyone look even weirder than when they were still leaving flowers for "our angel" outside Kensington Palace a month after Diana's death, to say nothing of the expression of media love to the once vilified Jade Goody.Jackson's was not an unblemished life and this makes it tricky for the news channels and tweeting celebrities who long for nothing more than to bathe in the soapy, sudsy pleasure of hyperbolic adoration and eulogies. But anyone who watched the Martin Bashir 2003 documentary in which he talked about sharing a bed with 12-year-old cancer patient, Gavin Arvizo, is going to find this a little strange, if not dishonest. On one talkshow this morning, Anne Diamond claimed that "we should think about the good things about Michael, not the bad", which is, quite frankly, pretty impossible when looking at any photo of the increasingly disfigured singer.When Diana died, she was still – despite the unexpected alliance with the al-Fayed family – a beloved figure in the eyes of most people. Jackson has, outside the circle of his impressively devoted fans, never really claimed that mantle, despite his obvious need for love. Even at his high point in the 80s he was Wacko Jacko to the media, with his chimp and his oxygen tent, and for the past 15 years, ever since the first child abuse allegations from Jordy Chandler's family, whom he paid off with an estimated $20m, he has been a figure of freakishness.One of the interesting twists to the multiplicity of media now available 24 hours a day, coupled with the diminished importance of religion in most people's lives, the idea of A Big Event, one that you know everyone is thinking about, everyone is talking about, something that will bring a sense of community, is more desirable than ever. The death of Diana remains the most obvious example: some of the emotion behind the world's mourning was undoubtedly genuine, but it's impossible not to suspect that the excitement at just being part of a collective moment exacerbated it beyond any reasonable limits. The growth of the 24-hour news culture and the explosion of the gossip magazine industry, both of which require either constant change or, more commonly, heightened emotion, has only rendered this even more apparent, as the national media hysteria over Jade Goody's death made all too clear.Michael Jackson was a hugely talented individual – even more, dare one say it, than Diana. He also led an unquestionably sad and damaged life. But his death shows up, even more clearly than Goody's did, that the desire for collective emotion leads only to false emotion.http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/ci...michael-jackson
nah this is just the guy saying he cares more about diana and unable to accept the great and positive affect mjs music has had on billions worldwide,if he writes this about jade goody fair enough but he/she is way off the mark saying ppl need to pretend to care about michael jackson dyingtypical media bisexual from hell with a return ticket tbh
Fully c/s
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People are going way over the top for someone who was a child abuser.This article sums it up for me:
Despite the media's best attempts, and possibly many people's dearest wishes, the death of Michael Jackson is not – to use that now overworn phrase, A Diana Moment. The mass reaction to Jackson's death is making everyone look even weirder than when they were still leaving flowers for "our angel" outside Kensington Palace a month after Diana's death, to say nothing of the expression of media love to the once vilified Jade Goody.Jackson's was not an unblemished life and this makes it tricky for the news channels and tweeting celebrities who long for nothing more than to bathe in the soapy, sudsy pleasure of hyperbolic adoration and eulogies. But anyone who watched the Martin Bashir 2003 documentary in which he talked about sharing a bed with 12-year-old cancer patient, Gavin Arvizo, is going to find this a little strange, if not dishonest. On one talkshow this morning, Anne Diamond claimed that "we should think about the good things about Michael, not the bad", which is, quite frankly, pretty impossible when looking at any photo of the increasingly disfigured singer.When Diana died, she was still – despite the unexpected alliance with the al-Fayed family – a beloved figure in the eyes of most people. Jackson has, outside the circle of his impressively devoted fans, never really claimed that mantle, despite his obvious need for love. Even at his high point in the 80s he was Wacko Jacko to the media, with his chimp and his oxygen tent, and for the past 15 years, ever since the first child abuse allegations from Jordy Chandler's family, whom he paid off with an estimated $20m, he has been a figure of freakishness.One of the interesting twists to the multiplicity of media now available 24 hours a day, coupled with the diminished importance of religion in most people's lives, the idea of A Big Event, one that you know everyone is thinking about, everyone is talking about, something that will bring a sense of community, is more desirable than ever. The death of Diana remains the most obvious example: some of the emotion behind the world's mourning was undoubtedly genuine, but it's impossible not to suspect that the excitement at just being part of a collective moment exacerbated it beyond any reasonable limits. The growth of the 24-hour news culture and the explosion of the gossip magazine industry, both of which require either constant change or, more commonly, heightened emotion, has only rendered this even more apparent, as the national media hysteria over Jade Goody's death made all too clear.Michael Jackson was a hugely talented individual – even more, dare one say it, than Diana. He also led an unquestionably sad and damaged life. But his death shows up, even more clearly than Goody's did, that the desire for collective emotion leads only to false emotion.http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/ci...michael-jackson
nah this is just the guy saying he cares more about diana and unable to accept the great and positive affect mjs music has had on billions worldwide,if he writes this about jade goody fair enough but he/she is way off the mark saying ppl need to pretend to care about michael jackson dyingtypical media bisexual from hell with a return ticket tbh
Fully c/s
stupid bitch, no offense but i could tell a woman wrote it, full of oestrogenic bias towards diana.i see she forgot to mention the unequivocal amount of records he sold and the genuine emotions people feel anytime they hear the first 16 bars of billie jean
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gas so ur tryna tell me michael jackson isnt bigger than diana? ppl only cared about her in this country tbh
Not true - She did do alot in other countries too.However i dont personally think Diana is bigger than MJ. MJ been around for alot longer than Diana was in the spot light i think it was more of a shock to the public about Diana because of the circumstances in which she died. MJS well appears to be of natural causes (Hold this space on that though)
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personally i was more grief stricken wen bernie mac died,cried for days,maybe this wud be more impactful for me wen i was big mj fan as a kid and he was at the height of his powersdnt get it twisted though,this is possibly the most big celebrity death since john lennon,albeit cos i cant remember who has died in betweendisc-it is not as big or significant an event as 9/11 not just because of the michael bay theatrics but because of the ensuing fallout which carries on today,eradicating our human rights and middle eastern humans dailyf*ck diana though,any flapper of no valueedit -wrong topic but nvm

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