Teach me how to be a catholic please...

[Sunday Roast.]

Going to a youth group next monday, but want a heads up.do i need to get baptised?Or isit a just go church type of flex, Ive allways felt god in my life, I've just never had the family or support to text it to a next level.Also i kinda lied and tied the guy im going with Im catholic allready but havent been church in a long while, it was stupid but it's cost me alot of stress and guilt.

[Taurus]

Forget about thatChoose Islam

[Sunday Roast.]

No. I do respect islam for what it is, but i feel intouch with god, i could never worship another.

[RYDER.]

Forget about thatChoose Islam

[Sunday Roast.]

Ryder ur not muslim.

[Guest TimeBomb]

No. I do respect islam for what it is, but i feel intouch with god, i could never worship another.

does that even make sense?

[Guest Cipher]

I don't think she's been to prison.+I doubt you will be baptised, most youth groups are just on a chillout vibe thoguh I went to my boys once and they tried to make me read passages.You won't get baptised till your BAPTISM+From your post it seems your going so you can bone this guy, smh.If you feel god you don't even really need church, and you certainly don't need to...text it to the next level.Just go, say you are a catholic but not practising, you have always felt your connection with god and your going to this thing to try to make your relationship with him stronger.

[Taurus]

No. I do respect islam for what it is, but i feel intouch with god, i could never worship another.

does that even make sense?

Nope

[RYDER.]

Ryder ur not muslim.

how would you possibly know that?im baffed

[Sunday Roast.]

Yeah He is the reason im going church, smh.Im going becasue I want to be a catholic, live it and feel it, at the moment im a fraud, ang tite confession.

[Tirunih]

llow being cathlolic they don't even worship god they worship mary the mother of god

[RYDER.]

Ryder ur not muslim.

how would you possibly know that?im baffed

[Corrigan]

there is nothin to teach

[Sunday Roast.]

No. I do respect islam for what it is, but i feel intouch with god, i could never worship another.

does that even make sense?

Nope

i could never ever answer to allah or what ever, yeah it does make sense, your just thick

[Guest Cipher]

You DO know Allah is just the Arabic word for God right?Right?Surely you know?

[RYDER.]

Ryder ur not muslim.

how would you possibly know that?im baffed

[Guest Tulse Hill]

I will teach you cathlic with my 10 incher

[RYDER.]

You DO know Allah is just the Arabic word for God right?Right?Surely you know?

its bait she doesnt know

[Sunday Roast.]

llow being cathlolic they don't even worship god they worship mary the mother of god

so, she gave birth to god, of course you should.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

ur a chick sunday init?lemme f*ck u bareback... thats part of the religion. *no joke contraception is prohibited*

[Taurus]

No. I do respect islam for what it is, but i feel intouch with god, i could never worship another.

does that even make sense?

Nope

i could never ever answer to allah or what ever, yeah it does make sense, your just thick

Lol @ the irony You spastic

[Guest Tulse Hill]

Cathlic = GodIslam = DevilThats what the rasta in william hill was going on about other day lol

[Corrigan]

I will teach you cathlic with my 10 incher

[Guest Cipher]

Cathlic = GodIslam = DevilThats what the rasta in william hill was going on about other day lol

LOLO

[Sunday Roast.]

You DO know Allah is just the Arabic word for God right?Right?Surely you know?

Yeah not my God some next god with stupid beliefs.