Proverbs, phrases, sayings

[Natty]

some funny stupid celebrity quotes i found:

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

LOL

[Grafter]

"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." Frank Bruno

I love Frank

[Lieutenant]

dno man

my nan goes to me today, its ben johnson

i said what, whos that

she said its Friday, its ben johnson,

i was like what does that mean

she said back home, on a Friday there wasnt much food, an u jus made do with woteva was in the house, wern no proper dinner

i said but whos ben johnson

she said back in her day they wouldnt dream of askin such a question

lmao

your nan>>>>>>>

[Grafter]

kill them with kindness

Satan in a Sunday hat

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'those who are prayin for peace

send it to the universe

and pray with confidence'

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i spoke to one welsh man on the phone at work and he goes out of no where really : 'when men are men and sheep are nervous'

when i thought about that, it became sinister to me

[BLACK VICTIM]

cs lewis was a skengman with the quotables

[Guest Lens]

man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

[Black Ant]

i used to hate these things and im sure ive said that in this thread

but i've changed my ways

[Grafter]

you have said that, but pos for changing ur ways

lens, venom already posted that

[Mr Q]

A closed mind is a dying mind.

[Axiom]

hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard

[Supermalt]

I'd rather die enormous than live dormant that's how we on it

[Bardissimo]

In the land of the two-eyed, those with the third eye have the omniscience of a God

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

never try to be better than anyone else

[Guest Johnny Dang]

Decent ones saved on my BB

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I am small and despised; Yet I do not forget thy precepts.

If thine enemy be hungry,give him bread to eat.

Riches profit not in the day of wrath.

Wisdom is strength to the wise man more than ten rulers that are in a city.

Trust not in oppression, and become not vain in robbery.

If riches increase, set not your heart thereon.

Be not thou afraid when one is made rich, when the glory of his house is increased.For when he die he shall carry nothing away.

[tino]

He who hesitates, masturbates.

"Not having, is no excuse for not getting"

Those who speak highly of morals, are usually those that lack them.

Man plans... God laughs.

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

People lie to god everyday what makes you think they won't lie to you

Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance

Procrastination is like masturbation. As good as it feels you're only f*ck*ng yourself.

Plan your fun like you plan your work. There's nothing worse than busting your ass and not knowing what to do after.

It's better to be alone and wish you had someone than to have someone and wish you were alone

[Grafter]

It's better to be alone and wish you had someone than to have someone and wish you were alone

someone once said to me 'if you cant be with the one you love, love the one you're with'

[Jam]

You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, but it's not true. Generally, people don't like each other very much. And that goes for friends, too.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

if your chasing your dreams your not running fast enough

[Guest Esquilax]

'If you can't have your cake and eat it, then ???'

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

tell the truth even if yur heads on a gilatine

[Supermalt]

Picture me being scared of a nigga that breathes the same air me

[The King]

Dont piss on me back and tell me its raining.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did

[Guest Flat Eric]

mo money mo probalems

[Angelo]

You don't win second place.