How would you propose?

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

Candle lit dinner is nice, kinda expected thoughMy friends fiance proposed to her in roadlock trafficit was still very special to them, as their song was playing in the carThink of something that is special to the two of you, and incoporate that, can never fail.

[Em Dott]

Now if I could sing and play Piano, I would take her to some jazz or soul club, already have paid the owner to let me jump up and sing and play Donny Hathaway - A Song For You. And then adlib "will you marry me?" somewhere in there.But seeing as the piano thing is probably the only thing that would be possible as I can't sing for sh*t would probably just take her out to a nice meal and do it there.

[Guest Esquilax]

give her a sh*t stained envelope with a half eaten onion ring with this playing in the backgroundchicks love that sh*t

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

I prefer Smother Me by The Used for future reference Esquilax.

[Superstition]

I imagine I'll use the traditional Kazakh method

[Guest Esquilax]

I prefer Smother Me by The Used for future reference Esquilax.

My woman is a HUGE fan of The Used. But lol, this bands lyrics give me joke.My knife is deep inside your f*ck*ng uterusShut you're f*ck*ng mouth, as im thrustingMy knife inside your, sexual organsyou should never be allowed to reproduceI'll make it my priority, to wipe you outYou f*ck*ng plague on humanityI'll watch your body twitch and squirmNever control my life, you will never learnI only called you over so I could commit murderAnd rid this world of one f*cked up sh*tYou are the queen of filth and hypocrisySpinning your web of lies and hateYou don't disserve life, you f*ck*ng disgust meMMmMmm

[FinalBawse]

That's....f*cked up, yo.

[Guest Cipher]

Eskay since you made a post about a month ago talking about should you or should you not leave your missus I propose that this is a bad idea.

[Guest Esquilax]

Eskay since you made a post about a month ago talking about should you or should you not leave your missus I propose that this is a bad idea.

batty manIm making it my priority to wipe you outyou f*ck*ng human plague.

[Guest Cipher]

I didn't even read the first page really, you locust rectum.

[Em Dott]

I prefer Smother Me by The Used for future reference Esquilax.

My woman is a HUGE fan of The Used. But lol, this bands lyrics give me joke.My knife is deep inside your f*ck*ng uterusShut you're f*ck*ng mouth, as im thrustingMy knife inside your, sexual organsyou should never be allowed to reproduceI'll make it my priority, to wipe you outYou f*ck*ng plague on humanityI'll watch your body twitch and squirmNever control my life, you will never learnI only called you over so I could commit murderAnd rid this world of one f*cked up sh*tYou are the queen of filth and hypocrisySpinning your web of lies and hateYou don't disserve life, you f*ck*ng disgust meMMmMmm

LMAOYou're lying. Those aren't the actual lyrics are they?

[Guest Esquilax]

I prefer Smother Me by The Used for future reference Esquilax.

My woman is a HUGE fan of The Used. But lol, this bands lyrics give me joke.My knife is deep inside your f*ck*ng uterusShut you're f*ck*ng mouth, as im thrustingMy knife inside your, sexual organsyou should never be allowed to reproduceI'll make it my priority, to wipe you outYou f*ck*ng plague on humanityI'll watch your body twitch and squirmNever control my life, you will never learnI only called you over so I could commit murderAnd rid this world of one f*cked up sh*tYou are the queen of filth and hypocrisySpinning your web of lies and hateYou don't disserve life, you f*ck*ng disgust meMMmMmm

LMAOYou're lying. Those aren't the actual lyrics are they?

see if you can listen along, its fun

[Lucarelli]

i wouldnt marry... its just away to get f*cked out of alot of money... it holds no meaning anymore

[Frank Furta]

Moist topic from a moist guy. Fitting really.

[Dubby]

i wouldnt marry... its just away to get f*cked out of alot of money... it holds no meaning anymore

I'm pretty sure it still does to a few women nowadays.I personally can't see myself doing it, just seems like a weak attempt of locking down a girl.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

Moist topic from a moist guy. Fitting really.

silence you peasant./allow sharing my ideasmy proposal guarantees tears, fainting and/or deathladies holla

[Lofa]

I would buy her a kitten and attach the ring to the collar.

[Dubby]

I would buy her a kitten and attach the ring to the collar.

what would you do if she didn't clock

[Trilliam]

i thought mirado was a chick for the longest.

[Lofa]

I am a girl.Ask about me.Every girl would clock, unless she is a dyke.

[The Infamous]

would tell letse a quite night in and do a puzzle or suttin due to boredomthen put the puzzle together saying I love you will u marry me(catted this from someone else)me>>>

[Lofa]

You know what would be quite sick.If you did a treasure hunt.If executed properly...OH GARSH.

[Dubby]

lolhttp://www.mgcpuzzles.com/mgcpuzzles/occas..._proposals.htmlyou're kind pissed if she puts the words together first though

[Guest Esquilax]

You know what would be quite sick.If you did a treasure hunt.If executed properly...OH GARSH.

if ure weng: something elaborateif ure fat: put the ring in an eclair and cry at my mistakes

[Guest28]

PAARRIIISS