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>> >> >>WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Can I buy you a drink? >> >> >> SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like >> >>yours. >> >> >> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like >> >> >> yours. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? >> >> >> SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? >> >> >> SHE: I must've been given your share. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? >> >> >> SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Your face must turn a few heads. >> >> >> SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. >> >> >> SHE: Okay, get out. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: I think I could make you very happy. >> >> >> SHE: Why? Are you leaving? >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? >> >> >> SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Can I have your name? >> >> >> SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Shall we go see a movie? >> >> >> SHE: I've already seen it. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Where have you been all my life? >> >> >> SHE: Hiding from you. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? >> >> >> SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Is this seat empty? >> >> >> SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: So, what do you do for a living? >> >> >> SHE: I'm a female impersonator. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? >> >> >> SHE: Do not enter. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Your body is like a temple. >> >> >> SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >> >> >> SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >> >> >> >> >> >> HE: Where have you been all my life? >> >> >> SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest >> >>dreams.

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yea exactly, i did jus explain i wouldnt do that, and to b honest i dont think many would. if someone approached me and for some reason i werent interested ill still chat to em but tell em im taken or something so they dont get the wrong idea!

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i gotta say i wouldnt use any of em.. you gotta let a guy down gently.. it's all about respect... unless he is a total twa* and then you can just tell him where to go.. lolaww  biggrin.gif
whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lmfao....look at the way you treated some of your ex's jen lmfao look at colin what a pleb he was though !!! :roll:
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