Weirdest Thing A Parter/Link Has Asked You Do During 4play/Intercourse?

[R1.]

"cum in my hair"

[The Infamous]

"Kiss me"

Like you wouldnt kiss her and then sernade her while fanning herhehe oxoxo

"cum in my hair"

dirt

'Gob in my p*ssy':l

Why are you down there fam? You don't have a wife...

wtf bruv she was on her back and I was peering over herabout down there!

[Axiom]

nothing too outlandish iirc. one asked me to slap her ass, with each slap she kept saying 'harder', it got past the point of playful slaps, i was basically giving her ass the

treatment while she made some demonic noises. not gonna lie in the heat of the moment i felt to punch her face. same broad also let me graffiti the O RLY owl on her back, but that's a next story.

[R1.]

not gonna lie in the heat of the moment i felt to punch her face.

[Sub_Zero]

Read on that text from last nights that someone came and then fingered the cum into her forehead and whispered Simba.I also remember from somewhere a girl asking him to "taste her" like some refreshing beverage or something.

[Guest Lemons]

Nothing TBH - a chick actually agreeing to have sex with me is pretty weird in itself.

[LocalLoop]

Someone asked if they could lick my bumhole, I had to politefully decline.... Had this mental image of me farting or worse.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

Nothing TBH - a chick actually agreeing to have sex with me is pretty weird in itself.

always bringing the lulz

[Guest R9]

"Kiss me"

Like you wouldnt kiss her and then sernade her while fanning herhehe oxoxo

[A Bit Better]

Someone asked if they could lick my bumhole, I had to politefully decline.... Had this mental image of me farting or worse.

I never understand why people always talk about farting when anal activities are mentioned. Do you find it involuntary or something? Are you incontinent?

[LocalLoop]

Generally I fart when relaxed or excited, and being that sexual activities tend to relax and/or excite me I just assume I would end up fartin in dudes mouth.

[Lieutenant]

Generally I fart when relaxed or excited, and being that sexual activities tend to relax and/or excite me I just assume I would end up fartin in dudes mouth.

So you fart whilst having sex or while he eats your coochie?

[LocalLoop]

I have once. But luckily it wasnt an audiable or smelly one.The chances are if someone were to rim me i probably wouldnt fart but these bodily functions have a nasty habit of occouring at the wrong times.

[bane]

Generally I fart when relaxed or excited, and being that sexual activities tend to relax and/or excite me I just assume I would end up fartin in dudes mouth.

I have once. But luckily it wasnt an audiable or smelly one.The chances are if someone were to rim me i probably wouldnt fart but these bodily functions have a nasty habit of occouring at the wrong times.

[A Bit Better]

Generally I fart when relaxed or excited, and being that sexual activities tend to relax and/or excite me I just assume I would end up fartin in dudes mouth.

The f*ck is wrong with you.

[MEIRELES.]

Had one sex mad "shy" girl lick my nipples for a good 20 secondsCaught me off guard as she was going down.. Felt weired but nice

[Grafter]

^^thats not weird playa

[MEIRELES.]

Maybe to you its not cos its a standard thing for women to have done on them during/before sexMen rarely get that attention in them parts from girls! to my experience anyway

[Grafter]

i see

[bane]

Maybe to you its not cos its a standard thing for women to have done on them during/before sexMen rarely get that attention in them parts from girls! to my experience anyway

c/s

[Guest Flat Ericó]

Generally I fart when relaxed or excited, and being that sexual activities tend to relax and/or excite me I just assume I would end up fartin in dudes mouth.

The f*ck is wrong with you.

LOLOL

[Captain Planet]

Generally I fart when relaxed or excited, and being that sexual activities tend to relax and/or excite me I just assume I would end up fartin in dudes mouth.

The f*ck is wrong with you.

Weirdest request I guess I can remember is make more, louder noises which isn't all that weird, but I can tell this bitch wanted Lex Steele orgasmic tantrums & roars which I will simply not entertain.Talking dirty and the regular comments of satisfaction is me.

[Stig]

not neccessarily weirdestbut some girl told me she doesnt give head but we can do anal

[Hernandez Balcazar]

Had one chick fully lips my ear, not gonna lie she must have tasted a mouthful of wax.Didn't really feel that nice.Looked at her with a slant face for the rest of the session

:D

[Realz.]

one link told me (while sexing);"strangle me while you shove your d*ck deep into my belly"Needless to say, i dealt with the case!