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VickieB

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FEMALE PRAYERBefore I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart andstrong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs todo more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my verybest friend.Amen.MALE PRAYERI pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor Store and a fishing boat.This doesn't rhyme but I don't give a sh*t.Amen.

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lol nice prayer there vik..LOL @ tippers one typical male.. hahahaha

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biggrin.gif sitting here with a massive smile on my face - crack up!

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