Official Cooking Thread

[local]

that is actually a standard snack tho don't even get the joke

[Grandulous]

I won't lie it's not toppa top, but for a midnight meal it did the job. Way too much spice on the chicken.

this is my kinda foodf all this exotic sh*t you lot are tryna make

I thought the tats were plantains.

[Grandulous]

lol yeah, fried dumpling (only thing I can actually recognize on that plate)

AckeeCalalooBoiled/Fried DumplingYamGreen Bananaand a UFO

Thats y I gained weight when I went JA. All that stodge for breakfast, boiled AND fried dumplings AND yam, ffs man. But I wld jam it all, mmmmmmm. Does look un appetizing(f*ckin sp?) but its good!

[Baroness.]

Long for neatnessTasted good.

UMMMMMMMMM!Plantain done exactly how i like it.Where it's just dripping in the oil and soft.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

potatos and pasta on the same plate is a crime.

f all that man will eat rice potato and pasta together if thats what is there

Long for coordination

[neeko]

Long for neatnessTasted good.

UMMMMMMMMM!Plantain done exactly how i like it.Where it's just dripping in the oil and soft.

plantain looks a bit too soft tbh

[Grandulous]

I like my plantain soft & crispy.

[Michel Kane]

Plantain looks too soft.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

i dont like my plantain firm unless its boiled.

[Sleepz]

Long for neatnessTasted good.

UMMMMMMMMM!Plantain done exactly how i like it.Where it's just dripping in the oil and soft.

YOU KNOW THIS

[Black Ant]

theyre too sweat for me when theyre soft

[Frank Furta]

potatos and pasta on the same plate is a crime.

f all that man will eat rice potato and pasta together if thats what is there

Long for coordination

Pastas meant to be a carrier of other flavours though, not an accompliment.just saying.

[local]

ent eat nowt since that wotsit sandwhich las nitei miss my mrs

[djbmc]

how can u have potato, white rice and pasta all together? Bare refined carbs.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

potatos and pasta on the same plate is a crime.

f all that man will eat rice potato and pasta together if thats what is there

Long for coordination

Pastas meant to be a carrier of other flavours though, not an accompliment.just saying.

who gives a sh*t wot its 'meant' to be

[Guest Lemons]

potatos and pasta on the same plate is a crime.

f all that man will eat rice potato and pasta together if thats what is there

Long for coordination

Pastas meant to be a carrier of other flavours though, not an accompliment.just saying.

who gives a sh*t wot its 'meant' to be

LLoyd Grossman?

[Dubby]

Plantain taste nice, my dad cooks it way to dry though.I wish I could cook cultural dishes. Wanna know how to cook: jerk chicken, dumpling, proper plantain, jollof rice, pilau, chapati, chicken korma/tikka, prawn biriyani, naan, prawn/chicken satay, red thai curry, proper coconut rice........ to name a few.If anyone has any decent recipes of any of the above drop them please.

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

jollof rice is my speciality,i've noticed that caribbeans like their plantain proper soft and oily. cant stand it that way. need to make sure the oil is super hot so it stays firm when its cooked.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

jollof rice is my speciality,i've noticed that caribbeans like their plantain proper soft and oily. cant stand it that way. need to make sure the oil is super hot so it stays firm when its cooked.

hmmmmakes senseu affys like that hard stiff back plantain.

[Action Dan]

noice, made the meat aswell

That looks scum.Looks like something straight out of a North London Turkish Kebab shop boss.

[Guest Triple XXX]

i prefer it soft stillwith jeloff and chicken cooked by someone else obv coz i aint on that level yet

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

i prefer it soft stillwith jeloff and chicken cooked by someone else obv coz i aint on that level yet

thats my dinner tonightbeen marinading my chicken for 30 hours./dstructo dont get it twisted, when i get plantain i like it ripe, just not over ripe. when its not ripe enough its too hard.when its still kinda green thats when you can make plaintain crisps with it*drools*

[Dubby]

I dunno why guys are cussin the dish so much, ditch the onions and drop some sauce over it and that would be nice.

[neeko]

jollof rice is my speciality,i've noticed that caribbeans like their plantain proper soft and oily. cant stand it that way. need to make sure the oil is super hot so it stays firm when its cooked.

hmmmmakes senseu affys like that hard stiff back plantain.

u affys u kno..ard plantain >>no homo

[easy.pee.zee]

tbh my skills reach to the exstent of opening a packet and pressing the microwave button ..yip and even then i hate cooking ....cooking is a chore only to be undertaken when the cupboards are bare and you have to devise something edible out of marmite some tuna chunks and a wierd lookig brown substance at the back of the fridge that defies all chemisrty lessons at school about solids gases and liquids cause its all 3......yes i will make someone a great wife one day he he he