Jump to content

Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

FemmexFatale

By FemmexFatale
in Whatever

 Share

Recommended Posts

NiNES. Newbie

NiNES.

Posted
Posted
LOL obv if it was my chick then i wouldve stepped in.but its notand i dont par with chicks dumb enough to fall for a line like that.yeah smads, just me and her... a nice intimate, strictly platonic, dinner date
lmao @ the way them man just bypassed you.as if to say you didn't exist. par.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 279
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Guest Lemons
Guest Lemons

Come on family, surely it's a "bread stick".

Guest R9
Guest R9

It was posted on here quite a hwhile ago, would have no chance of finding it now.In light of that informationHere's a breadcrab.Breadcrab.

Angelo
Angelo

I see your bread crabAnd raise youA bread lobster

hhhhhhh8 Newbie

hhhhhhh8

Posted
Posted
LOL obv if it was my chick then i wouldve stepped in.but its notand i dont par with chicks dumb enough to fall for a line like that.yeah smads, just me and her... a nice intimate, strictly platonic, dinner date
fact is they boyed it. they dont know if ur her man or not. violationnot sayin U should start shanking guys etc but u should at least know a violation occured.
basically.the only reason i asked if it was jus u an her is cos i thought the guys may have been mistaken if there was a group of u, then they could be excused for trying to move to heranyway they didnt kno if she was ur girl an they still did that
Exactly. So Baracus must've looked like somebody they could mug off.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Angelo Newbie

Angelo

Posted
Posted
they were 2 of em, they were bigger than me :D and agostinho it was only chloe lol.
lol2bh what else are you gonna do. Start up with some man for the sake of pride?She aint your girl so end of the day what do you care?If she had entertained it, that would have been a different matter entirely, but the only person that came off looking like a twat was the guy who got rejected.What would you even say to them to "show them you're not gonna get violated like that"Some juvenile mentality.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest Lemons

Guest Lemons

Posted
Posted
Anything involving asking to just be my ''friend''the absolute worst one was''its wifey season you know...''*my face is perplexed, i'm waiting for him to get to the point''...so will you be my wifey please?''*dumbfounded*
lmaojeeeeeezee
Ha."Please".
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vtec Newbie

Vtec

Posted
Posted
LOL obv if it was my chick then i wouldve stepped in.but its notand i dont par with chicks dumb enough to fall for a line like that.yeah smads, just me and her... a nice intimate, strictly platonic, dinner date
fact is they boyed it. they dont know if ur her man or not. violationnot sayin U should start shanking guys etc but u should at least know a violation occured.
basically.the only reason i asked if it was jus u an her is cos i thought the guys may have been mistaken if there was a group of u, then they could be excused for trying to move to heranyway they didnt kno if she was ur girl an they still did that
Exactly. So Baracus must've looked like somebody they could mug off.
:D:D:D:D
Link to comment
Share on other sites
revs Newbie

revs

Posted
Posted
i was with my friend and leavin a restaurant, walked down and see this two guys in front of us...one just BLOCKS her way, arms out and says 'yeah wagwan b'my friend jst smirked and kept it moving...i was creasing.
sorry Bay but you got parreddidn't take you for competition bruv, lol
Link to comment
Share on other sites
hhhhhhh8 Newbie

hhhhhhh8

Posted
Posted
they were 2 of em, they were bigger than me :D and agostinho it was only chloe lol.
lol2bh what else are you gonna do. Start up with some man for the sake of pride?She aint your girl so end of the day what do you care?
true talk
i agree
Obviously you girls don't understand what really transpired. It's not the fact they tried to draw the girl he was with, it's the fact that they looked at him and thought that they could.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
hhhhhhh8 Newbie

hhhhhhh8

Posted
Posted
yh well like he said they were 2 big guysthey thought they could do it, and they didit was unfortunate but he would have only obliged to do something if that was his lady
True, I agree, and I'm not criticizing his response. Merely saying that them actually thinking they could do that would get me angry to the point where I had to react in a negative manner.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Flojo Newbie

Flojo

Posted
Posted
exactleeeeeeit wernt as if i was holding her hand, hugging/kissin her etc...they saw us from a mile off...obv, if i see someone looking at my chick, my (well, any guys) first instinct is too hold her hand/hand round shoulders etc to mark your territory.
I always laugh at people who do this
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...