Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

[Rippy]

The numpty that opened with..."I play professional football".

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

Anything involving asking to just be my ''friend''the absolute worst one was''its wifey season you know...''*my face is perplexed, i'm waiting for him to get to the point''...so will you be my wifey please?''*dumbfounded*

[Taurus]

whats the difference between an erection and a ferrari.................. i dont have a ferrarii seen a middle aged man approach a group of 4-5 girls and use this, followed by a wink and walkin towards the bar.awfull behaivour

LMFAO

Legend.

[Michel Kane]

''My name is a Michel Ballack''

[Doug]

anytime them africans try to talk americanpmsl

[Guest WAVESURFER]

"leme have ur numba so i can buss on those tits" < --- some school yewt at the back of the bus... i was cracking up

whats the difference between an erection and a ferrari.................. i dont have a ferrarii seen a middle aged man approach a group of 4-5 girls and use this, followed by a wink and walkin towards the bar.awfull behaivour

ROFL @ both of those.

[NiNES.]

Anything involving asking to just be my ''friend''the absolute worst one was''its wifey season you know...''*my face is perplexed, i'm waiting for him to get to the point''...so will you be my wifey please?''*dumbfounded*

lmaojeeeeeezee

[bay_u]

i was with my friend and leavin a restaurant, walked down and see this two guys in front of us...one just BLOCKS her way, arms out and says 'yeah wagwan b'my friend jst smirked and kept it moving...i was creasing.

[Grafter]

was it jus u an her?

[Guest R9]

Lol man thought he might get moved to+Disrespected you differentlyCoulda been your chickInfact, I think she WOULDA been your chick had she not seen you get moisted teeteekaykay

[hhhhhhh8]

i was with my friend and leavin a restaurant, walked down and see this two guys in front of us...one just BLOCKS her way, arms out and says 'yeah wagwan b'my friend jst smirked and kept it moving...i was creasing.

plz tell me ur just the ugly best friend and not a guy

[Corrigan]

anytime them africans try to talk americanpmsl

have seen a few of these type in croydon

[Supernova]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

[Hotsauce]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

LOL

[bay_u]

LOL obv if it was my chick then i wouldve stepped in.but its notand i dont par with chicks dumb enough to fall for a line like that.yeah smads, just me and her... a nice intimate, strictly platonic, dinner date

[Jam]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

LOL

[Guest No Mark]

Anything involving asking to just be my ''friend''the absolute worst one was''its wifey season you know...''*my face is perplexed, i'm waiting for him to get to the point''...so will you be my wifey please?''*dumbfounded*

lmfao musta been fresh off the boat

[Guest WAVESURFER]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

LOL

[Guest R9]

I just had one used on meBut it feels so good

[Axiom]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

LOL

lol bars

[Guest R9]

LOL about eyes so shiny, kind of sh*t is that*writes down*

[Taurus]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

LOL

lol bars

goddaz?

[Grafter]

LOL obv if it was my chick then i wouldve stepped in.but its notand i dont par with chicks dumb enough to fall for a line like that.yeah smads, just me and her... a nice intimate, strictly platonic, dinner date

fact is they boyed it. they dont know if ur her man or not. violationnot sayin U should start shanking guys etc but u should at least know a violation occured.

basically.the only reason i asked if it was jus u an her is cos i thought the guys may have been mistaken if there was a group of u, then they could be excused for trying to move to heranyway they didnt kno if she was ur girl an they still did that

[FANTA]

LOL obv if it was my chick then i wouldve stepped in.but its notand i dont par with chicks dumb enough to fall for a line like that.yeah smads, just me and her... a nice intimate, strictly platonic, dinner date

lmao @ the way them man just bypassed you.as if to say you didn't exist. par.bayu you shouldnt have had that.

[Guest No Mark]

could never happen to me