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Man sues over lack of 'Lynx effect' A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.Court officials in New Delhi have agreed to order forensic laboratory tests on dozens of his half-used Lynx body washes, shampoos, anti-perspirants and hair gels.Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men.http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3542183.htmlCANT POSSIBLY BE REAL :lol:

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My account director, who also works on Lynx, was laughing about this the other day.She says the dude is building up a pretty solid case...

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Man sues over lack of 'Lynx effect' A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.Court officials in New Delhi have agreed to order forensic laboratory tests on dozens of his half-used Lynx body washes, shampoos, anti-perspirants and hair gels.Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men.http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3542183.htmlCANT POSSIBLY BE REAL :lol:
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lol surely he wont get a penny
boy, removing the absurdity of the situation. He does actually have a case and they will most likely have to settle out of court.They DO promote that it will up your bitch count. And somebody missing a few brain cells will take that literally and may spend a silly amount on theior products for this reason.But :lol::lol:

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lol surely he wont get a penny
boy, removing the absurdity of the situation. He does actually have a case and they will most likely have to settle out of court.
I wouldn't have thought so, that opens the floodgates. They'll probably take him to court and crush him.

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drawing attention to himself like this, may actually get him some female interest through this case.therefore the lynx effect would have worked. And Lynx/AXe stay winning.Case dismissed. no payout.

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f*ck*ng indians always looking to scrounge money off someone
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drawing attention to himself like this, may actually get him some female interest through this case.Case dismissed. no payout.
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Guest M12 Part 2

lynx should just pay some indian ting £10 to flirt with him and buss case. Say the effect kicked in late

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Hello my name is Monies from Indiafaggot.jpg
that guy turned my stomach

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