SHITTING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S TOILETS

[The Flyest]

i hold in my shit too much i need to stop, i dont think i like shitting

but when it builds up and i drop it

the shits can be different textures and colours from the different days i had different meals

[Guest phonecharger]

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[J. Edgar]

If I have to go then so be it. There is no pride in holding it in, its not good for your bowels.

[sinestro]

But the worst thing Id imagine if someone else goes into the toilet soon after you and your "fragrance" is still in the air

Hate that when you go into the toilets at work

i always get well nervous wen iv laid dwn my scent

[Lieutenant]

Few months ago I spent about 20mins in the toilet at one rave. Toilet got ended. Came out and the aff man was actually switching, I couldn't stop laughing. Blocked the toilets n all sorts

[MARVELL]

this is one of the things that black people (usually carribeans) are just fucking stupid about.

a toilet is meant for shitting and pissing, its not a sanctuary or a temple

i have no qualms with anyone taking a shit in my toilet. if i was able to invite them into my house

they are able to use my toilet. wether they be there to fix my boiler, carpet, or for whatever reason.

for that reason i have bleach, brush, anti-bac toilet seat wipes and a good air freshner

step ur toilet game up if ur ashamed of your toilet

i also hate another black tradition of taking shoes off before you come in...the fuck??

[imhim]

i had 1 link...

i did a shit in her house (she was sharing a house with other people ... she had a room)

i flushed the toilet... it got blocked... it looked all greenish/brownish/black...

i was like wtf!?!?!? i tried everything to get this shit to flush... i used the brush nothing was working...

so i thought fuuuuuucccccck... im gonna get clockd as a dirty bastard...

then i gave it some time and i left the toilet... then some stupid girl was outside waiting to use the bathrom....

i was like SHIIIIIIIIIIT

i went into my links room, and she came knocking...

she said did i use the toilet...

I SAID NAA BRAHH, JUST WASHED MY FACE... WHY WATS UP?!?

she said its blocked and its all green and ish

after that i grabbed my stuff and ran out the house

texd my link saying i had to meet my boy which i forgot about

didnt go to the house for a whole month...

I LET THE DUST SETTLE

[imhim]

this is one of the things that black people (usually carribeans) are just fucking stupid about.

a toilet is meant for shitting and pissing, its not a sanctuary or a temple

i have no qualms with anyone taking a shit in my toilet. if i was able to invite them into my house

they are able to use my toilet. wether they be there to fix my boiler, carpet, or for whatever reason.

for that reason i have bleach, brush, anti-bac toilet seat wipes and a good air freshner

step ur toilet game up if ur ashamed of your toilet

i also hate another black tradition of taking shoes off before you come in...the fuck??

NA NA NA NA NA... YOU'RE GOING A BIT TOO FAR NOW... JUST RELAX...

[MARVELL]

its stupid. plain and simple.... why should people be laboured with taking off their shoes to go into your house?

what if employers requested the same?

[Guest phonecharger]

cant shit anywhere else, man will hold di ting and bass di mini farts till i reach my compound

[Benicio del Toney]

this is one of the things that black people (usually carribeans) are just fucking stupid about.

lol

I'm proud to say that is me.

A delivery man came to drop a parcel the other day and goes

"Can I ask a favour boss?"

Was not happy.