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1000 ways to die

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was randomly watching this sunday nightsome guy in a fish suit experimenting what its like to be a fish out of water trying to get back to sea before he diesfunniest sh*t was surreal

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lmao i gotta watch this again

A peeping tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support. The window breaks his neck between the C2 and C3 vertebrae, killing him.
A nymphomaniac uses a peeled carrot as a sex toy. A sharp edge on the carrot causes a cut in her vagina, and the motion of masturbation forces air into the laceration, causing an air embolism.
A man is split in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs were accidentally sent to separate hospitals.
Two Chinese heavy metal music enthusiasts spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud metal music while jumping back and forth on their beds. This ends when one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls 6 stories. His friend follows suit and also jumps to his death.
A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, arguing about where she should be picked up. Since neither of them are paying attention to where they are going, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend with his half-ton pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
An Italian man, who had made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia, is now digging his own grave as two mob members have a picnic. While digging, the man inadvertently unearths a World War II shrapnel grenade, which blows up in the two mobsters' faces, killing them instantly.

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