SHIT JOKE THREAD / NSFW

[Frank.]

jeez some of these are terrible.whats brown and sticky??a stick.

[Guest WAVESURFER]

What's the difference between a Somalian and a trampoline?When you jump on a trampoline, you take your shoes off.

[Frank.]

bahaa.

[Guest Triple XXX]

3 men go to a clubGot moved to, need a vest.

[Natty]

what do you call a rasta that goes on safari?a rastafarianwhat do you call a rasta that goes into a bakery?a ragga muffin

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

What's the difference between a Somalian and a trampoline?When you jump on a trampoline, you take your shoes off.

BBWAAHAHAAHAHAHAHa

[O.Man]

what do you you call a Jamaican and an Italians baby?Pastafarian French and Greek?FREAK!Cuban and iceland-ic?Icecube!hahahdfhfadh

[Guest Lemons]

Bus conductor says to a man "You can't get on the bus, I'm ram-jam full"Man responds "I don't care what your name is mate, I'm getting on the f*ck*ng bus"(Bus conductor is an Indian dude).

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

what do u call a indian girl who likes sexharddeepo sheeeeet

[Bruno Di Gradi]

what do u call a indian girl that gives deepthroatgagandeep

[Guest WAVESURFER]

Bus conductor says to a man "You can't get on the bus, I'm ram-jam full"Man responds "I don't care what your name is mate, I'm getting on the f*ck*ng bus"(Bus conductor is an Indian dude).

[Guest Triple XXX]

Bus conductor says to a man "You can't get on the bus, I'm ram-jam full"Man responds "I don't care what your name is mate, I'm getting on the f*ck*ng bus"(Bus conductor is an Indian dude).

[Bruno Di Gradi]

what muslim eats pork?moHAMmed

[Frank.]

what do u call a indian girl who likes sexharddeepo sheeeeet

[Guest Triple XXX]

LMFAO

[Guest WAVESURFER]

A Scottish man, an English man and an Irish man walk into a bar.Barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"

[Trilliam]

Am I the only one who see's the correlation between canned laughter and the fake orgasm?

[NO SUNSHINE]

A Mexican, a Jew and a black man walk into a bar.The barman says:"Get the f*ck out"

[o-guy]

A Mexican, a Jew and a black man walk into a bar.The barman says:"Get the f*ck out"

lol

[Escapist]

What word beginning with 'n' and ending in 'r' would you not want to call a black personneighbour

[Frank.]

tehehehe.

[Francis Coquelin]

An elderly lady in Birmingham has just been crushed to death in a bingo hall by 200 rampaging somalians...The bingo hall owners now say that for health and safety reasons you're no longer allowed to shout "House!" when you have a full line.

[Mythy Collins]

http://instantrimshot.com/

[Mr Invincible 49]

LOL'd at a couple still cant lie!

[Natty]

whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?santa stops at 3 ho'sbum dum tsssshhh